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forced friendship

a situation between two people in which one forces the other to be friends, often by suggesting doing activities together that friends would do but that the other person cannot turn down without seeming rude.
I did not want to enter a forced friendship with him, so I kept making lame excuses not to hang out or invite him over.
by earthfriend March 27, 2009
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Fording

A act of making a series of bad decisions or poor life choices in row similar to that of former Toronto mayor Rob Ford.
Man, I was totally Fording last night .. I don't remember what happened but then I checked my phone.
by 976tec9 March 21, 2017
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Fuck ya Ford

A definition directly and only used towards one individual: *Ford Kineth Kemp*

Essentially only to make the person (being ford) look like a fuck face, because he is being one; usually to no one's suprise.
Person A: "Look at that picture of Ford playing Xbox; what a tool."

Person B: "Fuck ya Ford!!!"

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At a sports event

Person A: "Hey, check it out. Is that Ford on the flex cam? Is he really pulling his shirt up and kissing his muscles..."

Person B: "Fuck ya Ford!!!"
by LilSlimShadey069 January 3, 2010
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Ford F-350

When you ridin in the big truk u stick your dick in a hole out of the truk and get a awsom blowjob. usually happens at a trurkstop restroom. Then after u get good sex from the person giving the blowjob. But u dont know who is giving the good succ so the identy of the blower is hidden.
yo my nigger i just got ford f-350 and it was soo awsom. my dik is sore now.
by benhickdaddy123 November 29, 2016
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Alaskan firedragon

When a man diarrhoea shits into a women's mouth then duct tapes it shut and tickles her until it is forced out through he nose like a dragon
That bitch be looking like an Alaskan firedragon
by Funny man adam December 23, 2020
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Harrison Ford

The only person ever known to survive a nuclear blast by climbing into a lead refridgerator and getting thrown 2 miles into the air.
Harrison Ford can survive nuclear blasts because he recognizes the valuble qualities of lead refridgerators.
by El_Gordito January 28, 2009
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Firedog Willie

When you insert siracha sauce into the anus of your sexual partner followed by pepper flakes resulting in brutal,fiery, and overall sexy anal sex
I wouldn't wish a firedog willie on my worst enemy!
by Neonicon April 25, 2015
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