Cthulhu-flu

-the next media hyped, pharmaceutical supported epidemic.

He managed to survive Sars, Bird Flu and Swine Flu. It was the Cthulhu-flu that finally took him out.

by connie m November 22, 2009

stomach flu

The most painful experience ever, only lasting for a day or two. Symptoms include diarrhea, vomiting, and unbearable stomach pains. It's extremely contagious. No vaccine, no cure, and you only gain immunity to it for a few weeks. Have fun.

"My mom's got the stomach flu. I gotta keep praying that I don't get it."

by Pie Stealer January 11, 2015

Drew Flu

An illness caused by obbsession and love of Christofer Drew (A.k.a. Nevershoutnever).

Signs of Drew Flu may include but are not limited to :

-Singing his songs multiple times in one day
-Peers and realatives getting annoyed by your obbsession
-Knowing everything about him
-Daydreaming about him

I'm in trouble, I'm an addict, I'm addicted to this girl... Uh - oh...I think I'm coming down with a severe case of Drew Flu!

by SickofLove December 13, 2010

one day flu

Excuse to miss school for an event.

Man mom i have the one day flu.

by Orgasmic Velociraptor December 12, 2016

Blue Flu

The cop's version of going on strike. Since they can't legally strike they all call in sick.

When the city threatened to reduce pensions, the NYPD came down with a bad case of the blue flu.

by Tragic Story December 22, 2004

booze flu

So hungover from alcohol intoxication that the sight of any form of alcohol intensify's that persons hangover

"Yo man were gonna get a case of budlight wanna get shit faced with us"

"Na dude I still got the booze flu from last night. I'll fucking puke if I look at another beer man."

by The Dude1188 September 10, 2008

Swine Flu Fever

Having a romantic obsession with people of the Mexican race.

Guy1: "I want myself a little latina mamacita!!:

Guy2: "Man, you have a seious case of Swine Flu Fever!"

by HeadHandsomeBossMan August 14, 2009