Flaggot

A faggoty color guard member

Jeez, what a flaggot

by PkTheArsonist July 6, 2021

Gammon Flagon

A sizeable vagina that often froths itself a foamy head similar to that on a large flagon of ale.

My wife went on a run yesterday, before she got in the shower she had a right gammon flagon.

by DumbledoreFartsSoMuchCum April 29, 2019

Kansas City Fagots

1. A term that is used when multiple heterosexual men start behaving in a very homosexual way with no prior intent or warning of said act. Kansas City fagots usually occur when someone starts singing Oklahoma!, De Camp town Races or Cotton Eye Joe and no member of the opposite sex is around to dance with. This situation leads to same sex dancing. Kansas City Fagots are famous for occurring among rural Caucasians who seem to uncharacteristically lose track of public perception when these songs are played and are usually led by a stated homophobic yet closeted individual.

2. A term used to describe two heterosexual men acting as homosexual partners in order to obtain benefits from employer or a discharge from the military.

1.
Did you see how those rednecks acted when they played Cotton Eye Joe at the NASCAR rally?

Yeah, they were dancing around like a bunch of Kansas City Fagots!

2.
Why did the army discharge those guys? We all know they aren't really gay.

Yeah, they are just a bunch of Kansas City fagots.

by handpluckedking May 21, 2009

flapoto

During intercourse with any kind of farm animal, yelling out the word "flapoto" will give you mad props for 4 days and 44 minutes. This is done frequently in many regions accross New Zealand.

"Dude. Yesterday, I called flapoto."
"Holy shit dude!"

by Sam Macfarlane March 4, 2007

Flaggot

Combination or flag and bigot. Racist who thinks a large flag flying from their truck makes us think they’re patriotic and not racist.

Did you see that parade of flaggots driving by? I guess it’s better than burning crosses

by Leatherponcho September 2, 2021

fagotry

n 1: an irritating psychological state of discomfort brought on by life experiences or oftentimes specific individuals in life with the sole purpose of annoying, frustrating, or otherwise hindering us from our desired course of action. An absence of elation ant: elation

I failed to get my long desired promotion at work because Jon decided to talk shit about me to the boss, that is such fagotry and I would love for him to get run over by a bus.

by Ray7644 January 21, 2006

flagsturbate

To stimulate or manipulate one's own genitals while thinking patriotic thoughts, esp. with a flag.

Andy grabbed his American flag and proceeded to flagsturbate to a 21 gun salute.

by Thorbjorn November 10, 2008