flab itch 

The burning itch you get in your thighs after you go jogging. Usually caused by the constant flapping of your flab, hence the name "flab itch".

The more you jog, the less flab. The less flab, the less itch.

Guy: Dude, ahh, what the hell. My thighs itch like hell! It's all red, too!
Guy #2: You just went jogging right? Probably flab itch.

flab itch by illEATurHARTout May 26, 2005

Flab Fannys 

Two girls who are best friends, whos names start with b and j. LOL blow job, they are very fat, try squeezing into skinnies, no sense of style and one of them has a tattoo which ripples up and down her lower back when she walks. These should be locked up in a dark box with no airholes. Anyone who see's them naked, automatically becomes suicidal.

flab fannys fiasco

*6am*
mother "school time"
wakes up.
*world falls into eclipse*

Flab Fannys by POOMLOP July 27, 2009

flab jizz 

after a heavy session of masturbation, the residue that may or may not get dried onto your stomache, sometimes referred to as "flab", or the fat on your stomache.

"Dude, what's that on your stomache?"

"I jacked off last night..."

"It must be flab jizz!"

flab jizz by hjklhjhjkl October 28, 2009

Flab Stab 

When someone is stabbed in a particularly meaty / fatty region of their body, it is noted as being a "Flab Stab". The buttocks, abdomen, chest, thighs and underarms are all places which contain a sufficiently high fat percentage to be regions where a "Flab Stab" is a possibility.

The knife was thrusted into Dr. Evil's buttocks at high speed, gushing blood and fat outwards. Dr. Evil slumped to the floor, motionless.

"Aha! So even the greatest fall from the Flab Stab!" said Mr. Raminov.

Flab Stab by Dr. Jekyl June 20, 2006

Flab Kisses

When two really obese people are schmanging and their rolls of excess flab interlock in a greasy conglomeration.

I bet Beerman and Chaplar are in the process of having some serious Flab Kisses right now, I bet their sex is so gross.

Flab Kisses by queefsucker February 23, 2015

flab cripping

Making fun of someone when they have a verbal typo

"You missed Jeff do a classic flab crip the other day..."
"I had a real bad case of flab cripping earlier...

flab cripping by madcat22 December 13, 2016

flab trap 

Its masons stomach ryanne it's called flabs😂😏

Flab trap means Mason has flabs extra fat that look like abs but looks are deceiving

flab trap by Masshafe August 21, 2017