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pucker factor 

A term used to describe the tightness of your sphincter following a close call. Some as yet unidentified factors are high enough to cause discomfort as you must take an appreciable amount of time to remove from your butt that what you were sitting on.
Almost laying down my bike around that corner had a pucker factor of 7.
pucker factor by tradesman June 9, 2003
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gayness factor 

Well Charles, the ganess factor sure rates high on that gay guy.
gayness factor by Benjamino October 7, 2003

fuck it factor 

Expressed as a decimal, it is a metric of the likelihood that you will finally say, "fuck it" and give up or quit. Most often used in work situations. 0.1 is considered mild frustration, 0.5 annoyance, 0.8+ violent rage/physical pain. 1.0 is the instant you quit, 2.0 is going postal.
During the company meeting when they said we were all getting pay cuts I was at .98 fuck it factor, but now that I'm at the bar I've mellowed to a .86.

Bus Factor 

The Bus Factor is the number of people that could be run over by a bus before a software project would have code nobody is familiar with (or for the project to be neutralized).
Linux has a bus factor of 1.
Bus Factor by busfactor September 1, 2007

Turtles Factor 

A condition affecting something from your youth (such as the live action Ninja Turtles movie) that you remember as being really cool, but upon revisitation, proves not to be very cool at all.
1. Is Crocodile Dundee actually a really good movie, or does it just have a high Turtles Factor?

2. I totally thought that Saved by the Bell was the greatest show ever, but then I wasted $80 on the DVD box set and it turned out to have a harsh Turtles Factor.

jiz factor 

something that gets u hard on n gets the jiz factory workin
woah that chik is jiz factor 10 000
jiz factor by cbflmao August 15, 2007

suck factor 

A part of something that brings down the overall enjoyment level of the whole.
- Making sure that my grammar is correct is gonna be a huge suck factor on this paper.

- I had a good time at the party last night, but the crowd was a huge suck factor.
suck factor by Peter W.N. December 29, 2007