External Hard Drive

Strap-on dildo for lesbians.

Allison: Did you remember to pack the external hard drive?

Kris: Yes, but I forgot the lube.

by Silver Wear March 18, 2010

Eternal Happiness

Is when you find that one person that you know that you want to spend the rest of your life. The person that you wanty to go through the ups and downs with. the person you want to grow old with and have children with. And one day hope to marry. Eternal happiness is when you finally found something that will forever make you happy.

Jasmine Mi corazon y Mi todo:)<3 I love you bbe, you are my eternal happiness.<3

by The one who fell in love February 22, 2012

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

one of the few movies that gets better each and every time u watches it

person a- have you seen eternal sunshine of the spotless mind?
person b- no
person a- loser

by sinlessbeauty116 March 16, 2009

enternet

Very slow Internet. Slow Internet becomes Ent-ernet - with reference to the Ents of Middle Earth in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy by JRR Tolkien. When it seems like you've been sitting waiting for ages and your device hasn't even said Good Morning to the server - then you are on the Enternet! See below:
Merry: It's been going for hours.

Pippin: They must have decided something by now.

Treebeard: Decided? No, we have just finished saying "Good Morning".

Merry: But it's night time already! You can't take forever!

Treebeard: Now, don't be hasty, master Merriadoc.

Merry: We're running out of time!

This connection is so slow it looks like we'll be surfing the Enternet today!

by Enternetter November 11, 2014

Measurable Eternity

A known period of time that isn't really that long but still seems to take forever.

Examples:

The last day of school before summer vacation begins.

The last 10 minutes of work before a 3 day weekend.

Waiting through all the ads and trailers before the movie you went to see starts.

Any business meeting.

Our weekly staff meeting at work was another measurable eternity. With every minute that passed I could feel whole geological epochs passing.

by weasel1969 December 24, 2019

eternal september

Refers to the fall of 1994, when AOL let the great unwashed onto Usenet for the first time. Prior to 1994 Usenet experienced annual suckage in September when new college kids got Internet access for the first time and broke things. After the dawn of AOL-Usenet interconnectivity the suckage didn't stop until 2005 when AOL revoked Usenet access from its members. Now refers to any situation in which new users flood a community and destroy it.

Q: "Dude, what's up with all these noobs asking dumb questions on Usenet?"
A: "Eternal september, man"

by D4v30000 February 3, 2007

eternity

is neither here, nor there eternal in faith, our souls will pass into the circle...never ending, never beginning

i have a tattoo of eternity on my leg

by shim October 3, 2003