hobo erotic

Man, I can believe you spooned with that Hobo. That was so hoboerotic!
by tehMunky February 27, 2005
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erotic almond

Someone who thinks the names of SARS-CoV-2 variants represent media control because the person's brain has demonical rot (the person also speaks the moron dialect)
Person: If you rearrange "DELTA OMICRON", you get "MEDIA CONTROL"!
Normal guy: Go to Snopes.com and stop being an erotic almond.
by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap December 29, 2021
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erotic aquarium

This is the act of putting the tip of your penis into a condom and filling it with urine and then jacking off (or preferably having a girl...or guy if that's your preference, do it for you) into it. Voila! millions of little white fishies swimming around in a tank full of golden liquid.
Dude, I went over to cindy's house the other night and we made an erotic aquarium.
by xenoflux May 26, 2006
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erotic breeze

When you are having regular is sex doggy style and the one on the receiving end passes gas.
Dave said he was hitting if from behind when she let one go. He said she must have eaten pineapples because it was tropical like an erotic breeze!
by Dnasty1 February 13, 2015
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Erotic snail

A species of snail with a large sexual appetite. Most commonly found in fields of grass where it has been known to hump as many as 7 blades of grass at a time.
"Hey Jill what's up?"
"Oh nothing! I just got back from the zoo. They opened the new erotic snail exhibit. Most of the snails was sleeping but one was humping a few blades of grass!"
"Awesome!"
by snailsexuality March 16, 2009
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erotic hug

A hug between two or more people that is so erotic but doesn't go past the hug. It reaches the maximum amount of sexuality possible from a hug.
"Wow Tina that was an erotic hug" - Erik

"I know erik i came twice" - Tina
by SexMan1 May 13, 2014
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erotic fantasy

The man sat in the closet waiting for his wife and her partner to finish so that he could go out and shove his cock into her wet pussy. he finally got out and she said no, but he continued to go and raped her. he had the best time, and by the end, the girl kept saying yes yes yes yes yes give me more cock! this is an erotic fantasy
by h03 January 21, 2008
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