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doucheocracy

Governed by and for the douchebags. Any cause, action or issue that a douchebag would propose, support, legislate, enforce, enact and/or fund.
The guy wearing the Affliction shirt who cut to the front of the line at the bar must have thought it was governed under a doucheocracy
by kittenzANDpeguinz May 10, 2011
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douchence

I do believe I sense a bit of douchence in the room.

Your douchence is overwhelming.
by manbearpig42 September 15, 2010
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douchenstein

A particulary frustrating and obnoxious person who exhibits douche-like qualities, for whom other insults just don't capture the essence of his assinine-ness.
Hey douchenstein, clean your dishes.
by Chern November 7, 2008
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doucheoisie

A group of elitist/holier-than-thou people who feel pleasure and moral superiority when they constantly brag about buying only hemp products, being vegan, not owning a television, eating only organic food, adopting whales, etc. Usually are either rich brats with trust funds or hippies.
I'm pretty sure if you fit this description in some way, you're kind of doucheoisie.

If the doucheoisie were smart, they'd understand that cows wouldn't taste so good if they didn't want to be eaten.
by viciouspandabear March 26, 2010
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[douchenoozle]

(noun) an idiotic moron whos actions are so ridiculous that their mere exisitience is a drain on society..... (see also: douchenoozling )
"97.6% of all cable news reporters, anchors, and producers are douchenoozles"

"that douchenoozle enjoys watching infotainment such as Abscess Hollywood, ET, and cable news"
by wachinpntdry March 26, 2009
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douchenbagel

1. a form of danish

2. an awesome way of exclamation
DOUCHENBAGEL!

Dude, you're such a douchenbagel
by MITHCELL CHESNEY February 28, 2005
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doucheois

pronounced like bourgeois

1) A person whose surface political, economic, and social status are determined mainly by obtaining properties and conventional respectability generally considered outside his or her reach.

2) A douche bag of middle-class ranking who strives to be high-class with spectacularly crushing results.
Sam: Can you believe Troy went broke trying to get the latest iPone?

Mike: He's such a doucheois.
by Eric Payne June 16, 2008
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