Douchebelle

1. A female version of a douchebag which sounds like a compliment at first but is, in fact, an unsuspecting flip-off to the recipient who, in another life and world (or after having had a sex change), might actually be correctly deemed a douchebag.

2. A politer version of bitch, but with deeper, thought-provoking undertones. Useful for unsuspecting foes who might actually take it as a compliment.

Coined during an interesting discussion about the origins of the word douchebag during which no one could think of a female equivalent - Here it is, in all its glory.

Ambronina: "So then, just to spite me, she spiked my cup of tea with laxatives. I was on the loo all day!"

Erica: "OMG, she's such a douchebelle!"

Gowlinda: "Here's your latte. Sorry that I forgot to ask them to use skimmed milked - I'm sure you would've wanted it like that."
Justina: "Awww... Thanks. You're such a douchebelle."
Gowlinda: "That's so nice of you... Bitch."

by Mod-RSI-2,6-YOLO December 19, 2014

Doucheaholics

All the assholes who keep posting political definitions of Urban Dictionary

Person 1: damn 75% of Urban Dictionary in the last months is about Trump or Hilary
Person 2: Serious doucheaholics posting that stuff

by SkankHunt42.0 February 9, 2017

Captain DoucheBeard

He is one of the few Admiral Douchebags, sailing the office halls, highschools, and other public places. Often confused with Captain Redbeard, but rather than being a ginger, he has jet black hair.

He is often seen wearing a pair of sunglasses a wifebeater. Nothing can stop his greasy hair and fake Italian/New Jersian accent, for he as always dreamed of being a cast member on the Jersey Shore

He spends his days pointing at his biceps, following women, making promises he can't keep, blasting his shitty music, revving his car at anyone who dares walk "his" streets, lifting 20-pound dumbells while drinking Martinis, tanning while it's cloudy out, insulting anyone who wears the wrong brand shoes, complaining about his cellphone service, emptying gallons of spray deodorant, and banging your girlfriend.

Tom: What a douche!
Brady: That's Captain DoucheBeard.

by iSpeakDaTruthz March 4, 2011

doucheboob

An especially vacuous, overbearing, ignorant person. A person exhibiting the obnoxiousness of a douchebag and the intelligence of a boob.

He doesn't know the first thing about ________ but acts like the expert, what a doucheboob.

by doucheboob October 15, 2011

Freshman Doucheboy

Freshman in Highschool that is thought of to be a "douche" by many people. Generally they are very unintulectual, they are so dim that they often try to act as if they are "tough" but back down as soon as someone challenges them. Some have even been known to file false police reports, due to them starting a fight and getting their ass handed to them.

Raquel: What's wrong, Rainy?
Rainy: Those Freshman Doucheboys are at it again!!!

by TiGoNThEGrEaT April 14, 2011

Douchaholic

1. One who is addicted to douching.
2. One who is such a douchebag it's like an addiction.

1. "My snatch is so rank, the only way to make it less putrid is for me to be a douchaholic"
2. "Bob is such a douche, he's a douchaholic"

by Funky Winkerbean June 20, 2003

Douchebook

Another (more realistic) name for Facebook, especially when their site runs like shit, notices don't go out, screens lock up, and their crappy server fails.

Thanks a lot for the lock-up, douchebook. FFS

by Holly M S May 25, 2010