Douchefuck

A contraction, used as a strong descriptive adjective when the word douche is insufficient.

Dave is a complete douchefuck.

by rl2012 August 5, 2008

douchefuck

Sex with a girl that is so wet it feels like she douched right before you started fucking.

"That girl is such a douchefuck SHE stained the couch."

by Becca the Strange October 28, 2004

Douchefucking

The ability to make up words while finding it funny to be an asshole, usually done by a small dickless rat like child, or NM.

Girl: did you hear that kid douchefucking?
Guy: yeah chances are he's a douchefucker.

by coup Seville February 9, 2010

Douchefus

A combination of Douch And Doofus.

What's wrong with that guy? He's a douchefus, man.

by eriuqsnahtan June 23, 2011

Douchefucking cockhead

A vile human, someone who literally can suck a dick

Hilaire is such a Douchefucking cockhead, Someone should punch him in the balls!

by SNACKTAPUS May 25, 2018

Douchefushe

Douche’s that fushe.

“Hey Aiden, quit being a douchefushe!”

by ArrowFan June 8, 2018

Doucheful

Describing someone who behaves in an inconsiderate and callous manner towards others; very much like a douche(bag).

He did that? That's so doucheful.
She's going on and on and it's not even her turn. That's douchefully obnoxious.

by Inflexible Dynamo April 23, 2021