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ding dong ditcher

Kids who do pranks by ringing people's door bells.
I shot the ding dong ditchers with a paintball, they were getting on my nerves.
by Juju_02 July 11, 2016
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ditter

digital tittering, jabbering, to chat meaninglessly back and forth for several seconds or in just a few exchanges such as texting, commenting on social posts or picture exchanges.

When posting a comment such as , "I love that picture, it is so cute!", "Oh, Thank you, that is my dog Pedro"!

LOL! CUL8TR!
Oh, I love to read her ditter, it is always so relevant!

Why do you spend so much time on that ditter?

You Like her dude? No just dittering over my picture!
by GmaRed January 25, 2011
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ditcher

ones who feel the irrisistable urge to take in an individual from the slums, pump them full of amphetamine and evil juices then leave them for dead in a desperate emotional state from which they shall never emerge.
by experiancedditcher July 3, 2003
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diphernal

With two penises, usually arranged side-by-side, each supplied protein shake by one testicle. Inconvenient for everything other than threesomes, for which diphernal people are perfectly suited.
Ben's diphernal, but he's two ugly to get two bitches
by Ollie April 13, 2005
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dwither

dither + wither: the state of ennui in which you have no energy to work but need to work for self-respect or to keep your job.
I should be writing my novel but I'm dwithering on Urban Dictionary instead.
by daisyk February 10, 2010
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ditheism

The belief in the existence of two entities (as one good and one evil).
I believe in ditheism, for two opposite forces, one male and evil and the other good and female, or vice versa, makes a lot of sense and helps explain the neutrality of our universe.
by Supermanprime666 February 4, 2013
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detheridge

A man with a huge cock that will destroy women
Damn girl is that Alex Detheridge I gotta get me some of that
by The Detheridge May 11, 2016
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