diddle-ass

To dawdle, most commonly followed by the word 'around'.

"Quit diddle-assing around and get to work"
"I was stuck behind this peckerhead that was diddle-assing around"
"Joe would get a lot more done if he didn't diddle-ass around all day"

by big chopper July 31, 2003

diddleman

The man in the motherfucking middle the one writing all the DM's! The Wolf that keeps the sheep inline.

Yo im the diddleman you better recognize.

by DarthPirate April 14, 2016

dible

1. the feeling of being slapped in the face with a bloody tampon.

2. the satisfied feeling after performing a dirty sexual act.

Mary was simply dible after masturbating to Carl's buttercups.

by courtney paige August 23, 2006

Fiddle Diddle

When you rub syrup on someone's nipples

Originated from a Youtube video entitled: YTP Michael Becomes Increasingly Explicit

When i was 7 i rubbed syrup on my sister's really big nipples fiddle diddle riddle diddle !

by nick shredder June 17, 2011

Diddledo

Any improvised device used for the purpose of sexual stimulation and/or masturbation. To be considered a Diddledo, the device's primary functioning purpose must not be for sexual gratification. For example, a hairbrush, a spoon handle, a toothbrush or a chair leg would all qualify as a Diddledos when they are used to diddle one's self to a euphoric state of sexual bliss.

Having become bored with her customary routine of self-pleasuring with her fingers, Jane decided to be adventurous and used her new Martha Stewart Collection spoon handle as a Diddledo and made herself squirt.

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015

dible

1. the feeling of being slapped in the face with a bloody tampon.

2. the satisfied feeling after performing a dirty sexual act.

Mary was simply dible after masturbating to Carl's buttercups.

by courtney paige August 24, 2006

suck-diddley-uck

How Homer bad mouths his neighborino, Ned Flanders.

You suck-diddley-uck Flanders!!!

by dlogcher July 11, 2006