dicklap

A dicklap is when all the fat from your fatass stomach overlaps your tiny dick so it can't be seen.

Fatass patrick Kippert probably has a dicklap with all that fat stretch on his belly, and we all know he has a small zub.

by Kyle Smith July 5, 2004

dickape

1) An exceptionally beligerent cocksucker who shares traits with an angry primate, and needs badly to be shut down.
2) Someone with a mighty hankering for a big juicy slab of wang.

GOD, you're such a dickape!

Get off my nuts, dickape.

I can't stand it when you get yourself all worked up over nothing, you stupid dickape!

by Blaine April 3, 2003

Dickwatch

The act of wearing your dick like a wristwatch. Accomplished by stretching your dick over your wrist, as though it were a watch. For added effect a clock face can be drawn on your dick.

-Hey, man, you got the time?
-Hold on, lemme check

*pulls out dickwatch*
-You motherfucker.

by Soldat222 April 5, 2011

dickwatcher

A homosexual man

I caught that guy looking at my cock, he's probably a dick watcher.

by GI Bro June 8, 2004

Dick-wap

the act of slapping someone in the face with a penis-like object

Friend: Dude, whats that mark on your face?
Dude: Oh yeah, i got dick-wapped last night

by ANOL May 1, 2016

dicklap

This is when a small penis is overlaped by fat or stomach so nobody can see it.

David "fatass" Dixon has a dicklap because he is a fatass with a VERY small dick . Sucks for him he cant jack-off .

by paul k. July 4, 2004

dickwall

The act of placing an obscene amount of poorly-drawn to well-detailed pictures of male genitalia on the door or wall of a girls' dormitory.

Oh my god, you have to come upstairs! Some douche bag just dickwalled us!

by stairs778 August 29, 2010