Dickitch

When you see a hot female on the internet but never get to see her again and you are just left behind with a faint memory.

Dude 1: Man i saw this chick on 9GAG ! She was Smokin' but can't find her now.

Dude 2: You sir have a dickitch!

by Barood August 25, 2012

Dickriding

a brother who hops on hypetrains. For example, a boy named Jesus started listening to Summrs and struggles to keep his nuts out of his mouth.

Ay, stop dickriding summrs fr
Get off summrs dick

by Simplistic July 21, 2022

dicksticking

Person or group of people who intrude and divulge information or opinion in a very rude and malicious matter.

What's up with trying to rain on the parade of people who actually like, and I daresay prefer the new singer?

It's just mean-spirited dicksticking.

by Megrim December 28, 2008

Dickorific

Describes someone who is simply the biggest dick on the face of the Earth.

That guy won't shut up! He's abnoxiously and incredibly dickorific.

by metalauthority334 August 12, 2009

dickbitch

the female equivalent of dickhead

"You're a dickhead, tyler!"
"Well...well..you're a dickbitch lyndsay!"

by frankie marler February 7, 2009

dicksticamus

Semen

I have dicksticamus all over my hands after I jerk off.

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

Why did you delete my dickriding buttjockey definition? It was funny

Why are you being such a dickriding buttjockey? Stop being a dickriding buttjockey. Gosh I friggen hate dickriding buttjockey’s. You buttjockey :(

Obama isn’t a buttriding dickjockey, he’s a dickriding buttjockey. So Why did you delete my dickriding buttjockey definition? It was funny

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 29, 2020