The Give a Shit Department

The department where people actually care about your problems.

Operator: Hello
Caller: Hi, I am having problems logging in to my facebook account.
Operator: Hang on let me transfer you to the Give a Shit Department

by ericool June 23, 2011

Uvalde Police Department

Uvalde Police Department; Also UPD, or Bozo Patrol. A safe place to put body armor in case you need to keep it in good shape.

Uvalde Police Department Cops, lie to the press and grieving families about failing their sworn police duties. A place where cowards go to hide while children dial 911, say OMG and mean it. Where you will be hauled out by your cuffed wrists for one finger of weed but an 18 year old can walk onto school grounds with a long rifle an suffer no annoying questions from B.F.L. UPD clowns. A place where cowards go to hide while children dial 911 and say OMG and mean it.

by The Repurposed Male May 28, 2022

Department of Redundancy Department

A phrase, statement, or otherwise form of communication that is Redundant, repeated to the point of annoying, or rephrased as to where it means the same thing..

My boss just got back from the Department of Redundancy Department, hes telling me of all his exploits and my wrong doings.

by Sovereign Story January 12, 2008

devastation

The aftermath of a horrible event.

The bombing of Pearl Harbor was a devastation.

by Otto March 23, 2005

depart

To go away

I departed from the airport.

by Day_ana May 16, 2016

devardo

a rich boy who never gets any gals. He always get break up in ssf2 and gets kiolled in every game.

Devardo likes man

by Devardo lm February 16, 2017

dearth

correct spelling for "dirth" from old english meaning a lack of, or insignificant amount.

There is a dearth of affordable housing

by tantric_tonto September 16, 2008