the chortle

The chortle is dipping one's balls into a glass of bubbly while she blows bubbles through a straw and jerks you off

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

cortland weiner

a weiner of a tall blonde hollister wannabee small weiner guy!!!

beanstalk beach boy with drunken weiner sticking out a "cortland weiner"

by @er905 April 24, 2010

cortlandese

The spoken language of the natives of Cortland, Ohio that only comes out after midnight, usually on weekends, and ironically after more than a few beverages are consumed. There are many different forms of it, but they all stem from the same roots. Special note: Only other Cortland natives can pick this gibberish out of a crowd of hundreds and understand the conversation.

Cortland native #1 "Gahh, turkey take it, gobble, gobble!"
Cortland native #2 "Contagion and a mushroom potato cloud!"
random guy "They must be speaking cortlandese because I have no idea what they just said."
Cortland native #3 "bawwh, berkabecka. Tell me, does this smell like onions?"

by Iluvpotatoesandsodoesyourmom March 23, 2012

Cortesed

Being pushed to your limits and a bit further

(a pleasant ass-kicking, if you will)...

Have you been Cortesed lately?

by Party Force August 17, 2016

cortayvius

A sexy man who is loyal and if he’s dating you you’re really special cause he will take his heart out for you he’s always there to give relationship advice and to bring you up

I think I like cortayvius he’s sweet kind and funny

by Snap:tayongang🤣 April 26, 2019

Cortavion

Cortavion is a pretty chill guy and he is one of the most loyal and caring friends you would want to meet, he plays football and he is a decent speed, and Cortavion is pretty tall and is a high ok at football

That super nice kid is a Cortavion

by Kemory September 26, 2019

Cortenious Flame Torch

A Toxic Community, Place, or Being, that disrupts other fandoms, or cities for its own good, but supports anyone that supports it, and only it. tho the creation of it turns out great.

I.E. North Korea, Kagic communities, a abusive wife.

I live with a cortenious flame torch, and in a cortenious flame torch

by TheWordArtist101 October 17, 2020