Cunnylingus

aka Muff diving, licking a woman's cunt.

I want to give her cunnylingus

by Stu November 28, 2003

cunnymoon

The anti-honeymoon. Rather than being a holiday taken in the aftermath of one's wedding, a cunnymoon is a trip taken by a man recently made single, where his sole aim is to get some carnal, commitment free action.

Did you hear Jason booked a holiday?
Yeah, he's going on a cunnymoon after the break-up with Sarah.

I took a three week cunnymoon in Pathos, forgot all about the lying, cheating bitch that broke my heart.

by schuu March 6, 2009

cunnylingus

Lapping on the vertical bacon sandwich

John: "Oh Mandy, my love is for you deeper than the ocean"

Mandy: "Oh John"

John: "Let me show you the depth of my feelings by lapping on your vertical bacon sandwich"

Mandy: "Ooooooooooohhh John.

John: "Slurp lick slurp" etc etc

by Skinupman November 26, 2004

cunnymints

The after love breath freshener.
Mint flavored sweets that are taken after a regrettable bout of cunnilingus.The term made popular by an overdubbed comedy Japanese extreme TV show .

Gaaark! Ive got pussy breath!, better have some cunnymints before I get home and kiss the misses

by stantd May 31, 2007

cunny

A term for vagina used by old men on the bus

gonna have a go at that cunny son! where's me hooch?

by irrelevantjet May 13, 2005

cunnyflaps

A slang term for the labia surrounding the vagina originating from the United Kingdom, particularly the south west.

It also has a derogatory meaning when used in the singular and applied to a person

"She has large cunnyflaps"

"I hate him, he's such a cunnyflap"

by jimbobmcgee May 17, 2008

cunnet

Obscure fruit of which the origins are uncertain. Sold in punnets (containers) in UK supermarket chain Sainsbury's and occasionally, if somewhat rarely, at football stadia in Britain.

"Oi Dave, get us a punnet o' cunnets while yer there mate"

"You KNOW they don't sell them..."

by michaeljaltrip December 28, 2004