Crouton

That part of a Salad that taste so good it makes you forget about how shit the salad tasted

My Salad tasted like a turtle penis until i ate the fuck out of that Crouton

by CroutonFanatic101 December 29, 2014

crouton

When you are so fucking dumb that you pretend to date people online because you are so lonely in real life.

Creator: Im dating someone online
Person: You are such a crouton!

by god_isnt_real April 3, 2017

burnt crouton

A really black person

Wow, that man is really a burnt crouton.

by Wrongful September 20, 2017

Love croutons

Ass crumbs from not wiping properly.

Man my baby was tossing my salad and eating the hell out of my love croutons.

by A. Carrington October 13, 2018

crouton

The most desireable part of a salad

good thing my salad has a lot of croutons because a salad with a lot of croutons is superlative a salad with fewer croutons

by stevelovescroutons October 1, 2005

croutons

French for "we dry bread and cut it up into little pieces that people like to put in salad"

Nous croutons le pain tous le jours.

by NiCocaCola November 24, 2010

Crusty Crouton

When a girl takes a shit and doesn't wipe. After a while the shit crusts on her asshole and becomes very hard. Someone then proceeds to eat out her ass.

Man #1: Man it's such a mess in the kitchen.

Man #2: Why, you over cook the roast?

Man #1: No, I had one of Becky's famous crusty croutons.

by beedo202 December 20, 2010