Cloaker

A Cloaker is a rapist that suprise rapes you.

Dallas: "Oh shit! Cloaker!"
Dallas: *gets dropkicked*
Cloaker: "Now go to the forums, and cry like the little bitch you are!"

by TheCulturedVulture January 10, 2019

Cloaked Bat

A female that shuns all sexual relations and is usually bound to be a nun. The epitomoe of a good girl. The exact opposite of a hoodrat.

Guy 1: Dude, take a look at Emily! Her boobs are the size of grapefruits. I'd tap that!

Guy 2: There's no way your getting any action out of her, man. She's a cloaked bat!

by Jeff Nathan March 12, 2007

Crooked smile

A person who is genuinely not happy or in a good state of mind but still smiles through everything

Person 1- she has a crooked smile
Person 2- yea she’s been through hell and back

by Typical.teenager December 10, 2017

crocked

shitfaced,drunk,done,burnt,and other wise completely fucked up

We just cracked open the Souther Comfort and got crocked.

by shitter friend October 5, 2003

Crocker Park

Located in Westlake Ohio where the little girls roam in shorts shorter than your underwear, and guys travel in big groups pushing each other around

Rachel: I went to crocker park Saturday, there were so many people there.
Austin:I know, I went and was run down by a group of rowdy boys.

by emo-leee August 26, 2008

Crookers

Crookers... Italian Dj's that play from house music to eletro-hardcore. They even mixed AC/DC's song Thunderstruck.
Crookers was made on 2003 by DJ Phra and Dj Bot.

Person1: Man i found a song named We are Prostitutes and is not about your sisters
Person2: -.-' yeah is that new crookers song right ?

by Zios April 26, 2009

crooked bookie

a word usually describing guys and how they do their hair.

they slick back their hair with a lot of gel and wind up looking like tailor-made from I love new york.

girl one- "he's kinda cute"
girl two - "nah, he looks like a crooked bookie"

by lectora February 9, 2008