Barefoot Contessa

1. An epicure extraordinare demonstrating tasteful fancy fare in a FAMILY RAINBOW sort of way East Hampton style.

Ina Garten weekdays on FoodNetwork as The Barefoot Contessa.

by JayVaBeach August 11, 2007

counterfeit swagger

Swagger so fake a nigga must of stole it from Old Spice.

Why the fuck do you smell like Old Spice take that counterfeit swagger off and get a refund?

by C-Diz12 August 8, 2009

Counterfeitology

The study of all aspects of counterfeiting and how to do it and get away with it. How to produce the best counterfits not only of money but of any brand product. Include analysis of object to be counterfited to see how it is made also how to make a perfect copy.

John is studying counterfeitology.

by Deep blue 2012 January 23, 2010

Counterstrike

Verb. The process of stuffing ones balls into the recipients asshole, followed by the rapid removal of the balls causing the recipient to shit themselves.

She wasn't expecting a counterstrike!

by BarrytheMedievilDude August 14, 2018

counterstrike

a dead horse that everyone should stop beating.

CS blows my hairy cock.

by asspirate January 5, 2004

barefoot contessa

noun.

a sex goddess who is a "lady on the street but a freak in the bed". she suppresses her nymphomania by cooking gourmet and unreplicable meals.

"dawg have you seen that barefoot contessa?! she is one hot piece of ass!"

by clairebear31 May 6, 2010

countless bodies

someone who is sexy AF

Chad: yo he has countless bodies

Holly: Amen

by Jabba The Hutton April 24, 2020