content'd 

Content'd is when Batteloid dies to HJDoogan when he should of won.

I can take this content... you just got content'd .

content'd by JCSViperion April 19, 2022

Cooter Closedown 

The female version of a cock block.

"I would have totally slept with Josh if his ex girlfriend wasn't being such a cooter closedown!"

Cooter Closedown by Kate Dwyer March 14, 2009

cleveland cooter 

someone from cleveland who wipes from back to front resulting in a crap smeared pussy

dude you gotta tell your girlfriend to wipe front to back because i could smell your girlfriend's cleveland cooter while i was doing her

cleveland cooter by puddination December 21, 2009

Cooter Canoe 

The external female urinary catheter used in the medical world.

This patient dribbles urine when she giggles. She has earned herself a cooter canoe.

Cooter Canoe by Nurse Kevin November 1, 2020

cooter 

vagina

My cooter itches!

cooter by lola October 9, 2002

belly cooter 

Noun: This term describes the look of an 'innie' belly button, most likely on a heavy-set person, that has worn a shirt that is a little too tight. The odd-shaped indention where the belly button is looks a bit like a womanly orifice.

"Dude, what is up with your stomach?"
"It's wash day, had to wear an old shirt."
"You've got belly cooter..."
"...it's wash day. Shut it!"

Also: Can be sung to Heart's "Barracuda". Oohhhh! Belly Cooter!

belly cooter by GNox August 30, 2006

cooter crunch 

the female version of a tea bag. this is when a woman waits until someone is asleep and drops her "cooter" on his or her face as a form of a prank. this is quite a feat and should be praised for the creativity and execution.

Jessica cooter crunched Laura while she was asleep, we all died laughing.

cooter crunch by md/urban March 12, 2009