The Constitution

A magical document that always agrees with you.

You can't charge $14 for movie popcorn because the Constitution says so!

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

Conscio

Also known as Metropolitan City of Beauty and Arts Conscio, Conscio is a large metropolitan area in the north of Italy.

"Dio cane nonna dove hai messo le muneghe che devo andare a Conscio?"
I kindly request the location of my candy.

"Boia di quel dio andiamo alla sagra dei peri a Conscio?"
Sir, are we going to the sagra?

by bar_saccon January 7, 2022

turd-conscious

to be aware of fecal girth and volume when using a toilet. if a deposit of feces is too large for the plumbing in question, an early "courtesy flush" is definitely in order, sometimes in mid-loaf.

if one is properly turd-conscious, no plumbing disasters will occur.

i was visiting my in-laws when i had to take a huge dump. fortunately i am turd-conscious and employed a quick courtesy flush; therefore, averting an embarrassing need for a plunger... or even worse, an overflow of tainted water.

by phil condit April 22, 2003

buckbuckbuck consciousness

A term coined by a woman living in a seaside town in California where she realized that listening to the neighborhood chickens was a great way to meditate.

I begin each day attuning myself to the chickens as they make their wonderful sounds and so I call my resulting happiness buckbuckbuck consciousness!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2021

Conshittency

The constitution of a bowel movement, may be anywhere from diarrhea to nuggets.

I need to stop eating so much fiber, my conshittency is like baby food!

by Mediumdave1 March 10, 2011

self-conscious

1. excessively aware of being observed by others.
2. conscious of oneself or one's own being.

Jamie is so self-conscious, she doesn't realise how great she is.

by ah-gra-agam September 26, 2008

Constitution Shredders

Constitution Shredders first gained power during the Bush Administraion. After the "events" of 9/11/01, George W. Bush pushed for more government control to "fight terrorism." Bush's Patriot Act, warrantless wiretapping and censorship marked the beginning of the end of the Bill of Rights. The Right Wing nut jobs' continuous anti-gay and "pro-life" actions are attacks on the "equal protection under the law" provsions of the constitution. Now in 2010 as the anti-immigrant movement grows, John Boehner and other G.O.P. Congressmen and Senators are talking about changing the 14th Ammendment. They want to deny U.S. Citizenship to children born in America if the parents are illeagal immigrants!

The Republican Party is full of Constitution Shredders!
Stop the madeness and save our Constition and maintain our rights!

by Charles_U_Farley August 14, 2010