Conquistacunt

A foreign person that invades places on the internet where the majority of the membership speak a different language.

The conquistacunt is a hostile breed that wants to demonstrate their displeasure over something to do with another country that may have affected their country. The politics will quickly subside, making way for opinions about how their race is superior.

sexyboitalian196: fouk u all english wankers. italia will rize down and kik you're asses!! u lost in iraqn hahaha!...ha!"

NintendoAddict: Excuse me, but what does an Italian invasion in the making have to do with Super Mario Galaxy? I also don't give a shit about Iraq when I'm playing computer games.

sexyboitalian196: fuk u nintendo faggit becuz me penis is huger than urs. italiano men or gods u are fat hahaha!

MarioLover: I'll contact a mod. They'll ban this conquistacunt.

by Redlineonhill February 23, 2008

Conduit

A person who connects many people together through a common channel such as music at Listening Parties

Tim Burgess on Twitter:

I’m the conduit for this amazing music made by other people (and I love it) x x

by SoozUK March 26, 2021

Connie

A girl who falls in love with the wrong people too quickly. Such a character. Fun loving and extremely joyful, can be a bit badass when she wants to be. Isn't afraid to show her true feelings to somebody. A lovely smile and gorgeous eyes. Doesn't care what people think of her and lives life like it's the last day on Earth. So many men would crawl across the world for Connie, but she falls in love with the wrong people who treat her like shit every time and she ends up regretting her decisions.

Boy: woah, she's so gorgeous.
Boy 1: yeah, she's Connie.
Boy: shall I speak to her?
Boy 1: no, she's like, totally in love with Harry, she can't get him off her mind.
Boy: dang!

by Andreazgonzalen November 3, 2013

connie lingus

Fake name students give to substitute teachers.

Substitute teacher: "Who is that girl shooting spitballs?"
Student: "That's Connie. Connie Lingus. You should send her ass to the principal."

by Justanotherwoodchuck December 28, 2005

vagina conquistador

one who conquers, either sporadically or on a regular basis, vagina.

Jerry is a vagina conquistador in his own right.

by C. Diddy September 20, 2006

Conquistadoring

The act of charging at and object or person, striking a Captain Morgan pose and masturbating until you ejaculate all over the object/person and then claiming said object/person as your own.

"Hey I heard Jeff was conquistadoring last night?"
"Yeah he totally ran up to Megs couch, whipped out his cock and jizzed all over it, then took it home with him."
"What a bro"

by GxSplinter May 19, 2013

connoisseuristic

Referring to someone who is displaying continuous matter-of-fact knowledge on a particular topic

Sally: "Thats an interesting theory Phil however the last Fornicus posipostioppis was performed in May 1777 but Ingrid Snoutenhofen the last remaining resident of the Folly Tribe".

Phil: "oh"

Phil: "you're being a little bit connoisseuristic"

Sally: ">:|"

Phil: "I'm not sorry"

by crabcrabcrab🦀 May 28, 2013