poisson croissant

Referring to an unpleasant French person. Phonetically read as pwa son qwa son.

You're being a total poisson croissant right now. Let's get our baguette and just leave.

by crabcrabcrab🦀 January 22, 2021

connoisseuristic

Referring to someone who is displaying continuous matter-of-fact knowledge on a particular topic

Sally: "Thats an interesting theory Phil however the last Fornicus posipostioppis was performed in May 1777 but Ingrid Snoutenhofen the last remaining resident of the Folly Tribe".

Phil: "oh"

Phil: "you're being a little bit connoisseuristic"

Sally: ">:|"

Phil: "I'm not sorry"

by crabcrabcrab🦀 May 29, 2013

Nap fog

The dazed, weak, or unsteady feeling experienced after an ill managed nap.

"Topher rose unsure of the date and time, his nap fog heavy after an afternoon snooze. It followed him around for the next 30 minutes as he reacquainted himself with the day"

by crabcrabcrab🦀 January 14, 2021