That moment when you are alone in the locker room and the coach harnesses you by your jock's straps, pins you against the locker and probes your ass beyond his middle digit's second knuckle.
Quarterback: Your game has progressed significantly this year.
Receiver: Thanks to Coach Milo, my focus is strong. Our penetration is deeper than ever.
Quarterback: I remember getting to the third knuckle before I started to excel.
Receiver: Thanks to Coach Milo, my focus is strong. Our penetration is deeper than ever.
Quarterback: I remember getting to the third knuckle before I started to excel.
by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017
Get the Coach Milo mug."Coachella"
An annual music festival held in the spring time in the "Coachella valley" of Southern California.
It is a hallmark staple for people to "independently come completely together" while being from every single opposite corner of every grooming / fashion style and music genre that exists, while strictly conforming to trends that do not conform.
By popular vote, It's not a requirement to know any of the artists that are performing, Nor are patrons required to attend any of the Bohemian music tents that have been set up by "for-profit" corporations (that you are recommended, but not required, to hate because of the capitalization they pose on society). This should be recorded on your corporate iPhone you will carry with a corporate Wi-Fi signal you'll be operating under.
The subculture of this festival is designed to accept all of the aforemementioned descriptions and comprise it's definition using simple, easy-going words such as "boho" "hipster" "freebird" and "gypsy".
See also brochella hochella and dohchella
I hope these definitions are helpful in the expose of the magnificent experience you will have at this festival, and share with others.
An annual music festival held in the spring time in the "Coachella valley" of Southern California.
It is a hallmark staple for people to "independently come completely together" while being from every single opposite corner of every grooming / fashion style and music genre that exists, while strictly conforming to trends that do not conform.
By popular vote, It's not a requirement to know any of the artists that are performing, Nor are patrons required to attend any of the Bohemian music tents that have been set up by "for-profit" corporations (that you are recommended, but not required, to hate because of the capitalization they pose on society). This should be recorded on your corporate iPhone you will carry with a corporate Wi-Fi signal you'll be operating under.
The subculture of this festival is designed to accept all of the aforemementioned descriptions and comprise it's definition using simple, easy-going words such as "boho" "hipster" "freebird" and "gypsy".
See also brochella hochella and dohchella
I hope these definitions are helpful in the expose of the magnificent experience you will have at this festival, and share with others.
" I want to break free and try something new. Therefore, I will go and do what everybody else is doing at Coachella. And I will express how different I am. "
by Craig Rasputin April 14, 2017
Get the Coachella mug.Related Words
conac
• conace
• Conacher
• conachered
• conacker
• conackment
• conaco
• Conaco Christmas
• Conact
• Conactive
by Coolgal63 January 5, 2018
Get the Coachella mug.The funniest man on late night, much funnier than Jay Leno, and a trillion times funnier than David Letterman.
by tintle September 11, 2004
Get the conan obrien mug.A catering truck, especially one which frequents blue collar places of work; generally a modded pickup truck with insulated diamond-pattern doors covering a refrigerator case and a warmer unit with attached griddle.
by Lady Csyde April 18, 2004
Get the roach coach mug.the sexiest mf ever
his name is Keishin Ukai btw
karasuno's coach and he's from the haikyuu universe
(if you like him you probably have daddy issues)
his name is Keishin Ukai btw
karasuno's coach and he's from the haikyuu universe
(if you like him you probably have daddy issues)
by simpfor2dppl October 13, 2020
Get the coach ukai mug.Someone who thinks they play a sport better than the people on TV, and proceeds to coach them from the comfort of their couch.
John (while eating a pack of Pringles) Come on, pass the ball, he's open! I can't believe you missed that shot! RUN, You can go faster than that!
Mary: Quit being such a couch coach. You get tired walking a flight of stairs.
Mary: Quit being such a couch coach. You get tired walking a flight of stairs.
by avernew September 14, 2009
Get the couch coach mug.