copulateology

The study of all things having to do with the fashion in which Man copulates.

"I can't believe you used the word copulateology!"

"/I/ can't believe you said it was a word!"

by Scott September 1, 2003

Colgater

Latin Name: Colgatus Yuppo
A posh man/lady that uses whitening toothpaste in order to improve their already fake tan. They will usually be found in groups and are often referred to as Yuppies.

They are often well off, middle aged humans, who drop their Apple iPhone on purpose and say things like; "IT'S OKAY, I ONLY DROPPED MY IPHONE EVERYONE!!!"

In other words Stuckup Cunts.

Abi: "I was just talking to these guys over there and it turned out one of them was a real Colgater."

Sophie: "Let's go before they make me cringe with their fuckness."

by Matt.Mason. April 9, 2008

colgate

n. official safety school and toothpaste of bucknell university.

Bucknell Student: "Dude, did you get into Bucknell?"
Future Colgate Student: "No, but I got into Colgate"
Bucknell Student: "That sucks dude, I use that toothpaste though"

by Bucknell is better. July 30, 2006

Codulate

The act of playing Call of Duty with your friends.

George - "Yo bro lets go Codulate"
Jose - "Ok in like 10 minutes"

by houssizzle January 3, 2010

Colgate Queen

A female that uses a toothbrush to masturbate.

"Dude, I was on WickedCamChat last night and saw this fat colgate queen just going at it with an electric!"

by Reignisfalling April 16, 2010

Austin Colgate

A dormitory full of sexy people.

Girl 1: "Where do you want to live next year?"
Girl 2: "Near Austin Colgate because all the sexy people live there."

by asdkjhfd September 25, 2006

Colgate

One who runs out of lotion so he proceeds to use colgate whitening tooth paste to masturbate. After doing this he then realizes the minty sensation that was so great in his mouth burnt the shit out of his dick. Poison control should be notified and if lucky they wont cut off your cock.

Dude kyle Conway is a total colgate, why the fuck would you use toothpaste as a lubricant?

by that fat kid matt June 18, 2009