completed it mate

line from the Imbetweners where Jay tells Neil in a DVD // CD // Video Game store that he has "completed it mate" when Neil choses several items from the store.

James Buckley has Shrek's finger in his nose.

Yeah I had his finger in my bum, completed it mate

by Silly Spoon June 1, 2018

compost

to post a comment on another's facebook post.

Their facebook status said the band was breaking up, so I composted that this was an utter tragedy.

by MrsFancyPants June 6, 2015

Composting

When having sex, the woman orgasms so hard that she shits while in the middle of the orgasm. If the partner is a man, gets shit all over his balls. If the partner is a woman, gets shit up her vagina.

My boyfriend split my booty last night , and after plowing for a while, became upset with me because I ended up composting him.

by TeaseMe_25 April 23, 2017

Compost

The sexual act of putting fecal matter on a person, then throwing grass clippings on them, then using a toy lawnmower to smear it all together and then putting them in a recycling bag on the curb.

That girl was really a freak she had me compost her last night.

by Mr. Recycler March 17, 2019

salisbury composite high school

a school in sherwood park that is full of stoners and hard drugs

hey do you go to salisbury composite high school i hear there real stoners

by bahahah7777 November 29, 2011

compooter

A device whose sole purpose is to be destroyed by software.

The compooter you are using will self-destruct in 10 seconds.

by see-crit August 9, 2003

Compooter

When you re so angry that your computer is being stupid so you take a giant shit on its keyboard.

FUCK GODDAMNIT COMPUTER! FUCK IM GOIN TO TAKE A GIANT COMPOOTER ON YOU

by ANONYFUCKINMOUS January 20, 2014