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Composted

The equivalent of “ I AM DEAD”, but you’re environmentally sound.
Hears a joke…
Oh my god that is so funny I am fucking composted
by Bh 81091 November 26, 2021
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Compost in her cooch

A very fertile woman who gets pregnant easily.
Knocked that bitch up again! Girl’s got compost in her cooch!”
by Montreal Mattitude May 19, 2019
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Washington Compost

The Washington Post newspaper, called Compost due to the fact that they are full of shit.
by JTF February 28, 2008
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compose

Compose is to put together in an arrangement
The instrutor composed new music for the band
by Bekah Wolf September 26, 2017
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Comcasted

When playing an Online game, you have sudden bursts of lag, or are randomly disconnected. Usually when something awesome is about to happen, or when others are relying on you.
1. "Why didn't you heal the tanks?" - "Oh, I got comcasted."
2. "Sorry I shot you, I was being Comcasted."
3. "Why didn't you complete the mission?!" - "Meh, I got comcasted again."
by SRTunak April 4, 2010
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dot-compost

A term for the glut of Internet startup companies that have now gone out of business. The word gained popularity after the stock market correction beginning in March, 2000 when many such dot-coms went under.
Determined not to become dot-compost, monster.com reevaluated their businness model and marketting plan.
by technodude February 26, 2006
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CHAFP Compost

A scientific innovation created by a group of bright students as a new type of compost consisting of charcoal ash and fruit peels.
I used CHAFP compost and my plant grew about 9 meters in an hour!
by Very bright students August 29, 2022
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