Composted 

The equivalent of “ I AM DEAD”, but you’re environmentally sound.

Hears a joke…
Oh my god that is so funny I am fucking composted

Composted by Bh 81091 November 26, 2021

Compost in her cooch 

A very fertile woman who gets pregnant easily.

“Knocked that bitch up again! Girl’s got compost in her cooch!”

Compost in her cooch by Montreal Mattitude May 19, 2019

Washington Compost

The Washington Post newspaper, called Compost due to the fact that they are full of shit.

As printed in the Washington Compost.

Washington Compost by JTF February 28, 2008

compose 

Compose is to put together in an arrangement

The instrutor composed new music for the band

compose by Bekah Wolf September 26, 2017

Comcasted

When playing an Online game, you have sudden bursts of lag, or are randomly disconnected. Usually when something awesome is about to happen, or when others are relying on you.

1. "Why didn't you heal the tanks?" - "Oh, I got comcasted."
2. "Sorry I shot you, I was being Comcasted."
3. "Why didn't you complete the mission?!" - "Meh, I got comcasted again."

Comcasted by SRTunak April 4, 2010

dot-compost 

A term for the glut of Internet startup companies that have now gone out of business. The word gained popularity after the stock market correction beginning in March, 2000 when many such dot-coms went under.

Determined not to become dot-compost, monster.com reevaluated their businness model and marketting plan.

dot-compost by technodude February 26, 2006

CHAFP Compost

A scientific innovation created by a group of bright students as a new type of compost consisting of charcoal ash and fruit peels.

I used CHAFP compost and my plant grew about 9 meters in an hour!

CHAFP Compost by Very bright students August 29, 2022