Vocal Closet

A Closet in a vocal room in which a slut gives a younger dude a blow job. this often occurs without other ppls knowledge.

man, me and that slut went into the vocal closet and i got blown!

by closettime12345 August 22, 2009

straightening up the closet

When you have to come out as straight to people that perceived you as homosexual.

He was hitting on me, so I had to tell him that I wasn't gay. I was just straightening up the closet.

by bryanaka March 14, 2015

Another Year Closer!

It's my Birthday! It's your Birthday!

Well, tomorrow I'll be "Another Year Closer!" It's my Birthday!, It's my Birthday!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 11, 2021

Closet Cuckold

A man who is truly a Cuckold but hides it from everyone including his wife. He knows his wife is having an affair but pretends not to know because he can't resist the thought of her with another man.

Marc is such a closet cuckold, he knows Bill is fucking his wife but pretends not to know.

by Jill Weiss April 4, 2015

sextra close

Form of Speech: Adjective
A distinction of proximity or relationship status with another departing from casual association to relations of a sexual nature. Often used interchangeably with "friends with benefits", but can be used to imply more intimate consociation.

Mrs. Jeffries: "So, are you and Professor Wilcox just friends or what?
Cassandra: "Well, we are really close, last night we got SEXTRA CLOSE, mhmm teeheehee pfft" * fart sound

by jordan lane August 19, 2009

Closet Muppet

A slightly less charismatic, less attractive muppet who instead of being featured onstage is confined to the closet. Closet muppets are similar to other, more popular muppets, except that they lack the strong personalities, or they have slight cosmetic inconsistencies, such as the eyes are on crooked. The term generally is used to refer to people who are odd, unusual or have characteristics similar to a closet muppet.

Kermit: Are there any cute girls in your class?
Gonzo: Nah, they're all closet muppets.

by SuperSonicNoise February 26, 2010

Closed Faptioning

Turning on the closed captioning to your porn videos so you can read the moans while you fap yourself to glorious nut after glorious nut. Done when the sound is just not an option.

Since mom was home, I had no choice but to do a little closed faptioning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017