clocktease

Somebody who has the ability to manipulate time

Did you watch Back To The Future?
Yeah! Marty is such a clocktease.

by Arnehehe February 18, 2008

Cockboat

Columbus, Ohio local music forum. Noted mainly for it's poster's addictions to drama, drugs, bad music and left-wing PC causes such as gay marriage and free drugs for African-American AIDS patients. Lowest cumulative IQ of any music forum on the Internet.

I read CockBoat today and I swear they are allowing chimps to post there. Chimps who work for Noam Chomsky.

by PitBulls January 23, 2004

clockbit

being 'worked over' by the clock! looking in the mirror and realizing you've aged ten years. -the etching and spiritual and physical corrosion of time

jill still had a perky butt, though she was a bit clockbit

have an old clock whose company went out of business, its' a bit clockbit!

the young girl thought the idea of clockbit was perforated!

by michael foolsley December 31, 2009

cockmeat sandwich

someone that negatively comments everything and thinks he's the ish

Really Bob, you`re such a cockmeat sandwich.

by ashmendd January 9, 2009

cockbeater

someone who beats the semen out of cum guzzling whores

crapface says to Sgt.Plow "quit beating my cock will ya?!" you cockbeater....*whimpers* *sniffle*

by SGT.PLOW January 28, 2008

cockbatswanamania

when ur cock is huge like mine and girls say its to big for them u suffer from cockbatswanamania

wanna bang
no thats waaaaaayy to big
i know i have a super colosil penis i suffer form cockbatswanamania

by boshgamharlem March 4, 2008

Cockbeat

When a male gets so hard and horny, your cock grows to the pinnacle of its possible size, releasing quick jolts of cum all over, and it happens anywhere from 2-20 times, anything past that is inhumane. It launches off base at lightning speeds. And it feels similar to a heartbeat, only located in your cock. Sometimes, you can feel the cockbeat coursing through your veins like a cum god.

Brock - I was balls deep in my bitch when I felt the cockbeat around 12 times. Felt like a machine gun in my pants when I felt it. Pleasure was immeasurable, I think she liked it.

Ryan - Disrespectfully, please never talk again.

by Odyeon June 3, 2024