Cockboat

Ascii for \8===D/

\8===D/ hop into teh cockboat plz.!

by #COCKBOAT on EFnet, word to NEGRO, CRASH\X\ and the poster BANCHY... February 22, 2004

cockboat

Comes into play when someone says or does something stupid, and is about to pay the consequences

Jcterminal, you're about to take a ride on the cockboat

by madgrad January 24, 2003

COCKBOAT

a boat full of your cock.

whats up sexy, want to take a ride on the cockboat?

by NEGRO February 25, 2004

Cockboat

Columbus, Ohio local music forum. Noted mainly for it's poster's addictions to drama, drugs, bad music and left-wing PC causes such as gay marriage and free drugs for African-American AIDS patients. Lowest cumulative IQ of any music forum on the Internet.

I read CockBoat today and I swear they are allowing chimps to post there. Chimps who work for Noam Chomsky.

by PitBulls January 23, 2004

cockbeat

When you've just had mind-blowing sex and now your vag feels beat up.

Friend 1: Hey you wanna go to the mall and look at shit?

Friend 2: Naw, I'm all cockbeat. I can't walk too good.

Friend 1: I understand.

by TeacherBitch July 28, 2010

Cockboarding

The art of leaving drawings of cocks on whiteboards and posters in the office to be found by your work colleagues. These are sometimes hidden by other office items for impact when found e.g. whiteboard erasers.

Man, you have been cockboarding all over the office and it's hilarious.

by DeLeaCious October 21, 2015

Cockbot

(1)A female's self-pleasure toy, usually of the vibrating variety.

(2)Someone who is addicted to the cock.

(1)Sally bought an 8-inch cockbot this weekend and we haven't seen her since.

(2)Man, that guy sure was a cockbot.

by Abner May 26, 2004