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Citroen

the ugliest car in the world, made in France. Popular in Europe.
On Highway 315 I saw a Citroen on the road. It was as ugly as hell.

I saw a Citroen in the automotive museum in Sparks, Nevada. A sign next to it proclaimed it as the "ugliest car in the world". I believe it.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 20, 2006
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Mon-citoed

A state of utter confusion. Stymied. Exaggerated by the effects of alcohol although this situation can take place while sober. A mess. A fucked situation.

Moned, being the precursor to mon-citeod. Traffic is to moned as a traffic accident is to mon-cited.

If you had 4 beers you were moned. If you had 14 beers to you undoubtedly mon-citeod or simply "citoed"

Cito, seeto - A dork or loser.
The "cito" bartender through me out for being too citeod and touching the guests. The next morning I woke up and was so mon-citoed I hurled all over the hallway.
by Joe.G July 16, 2007
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catgosquish

CatGoSquish A very VERY greasy guy.

his gaming chair stinks.
Is always playing pedo games like ddlc, and osu.
He loves women.
CatGoSquish is Bad, L.
by Woman Simp July 17, 2021
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The CITROËN

If you do two girls laying on top of each other facing the same direction with the belly on the floor and their legs spread like the citroen sign.
Dude yesterday i totally did The CITROËN with those two chicks from the bar.
by Mo G, Jan H, Regner L February 23, 2011
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ciego

Muy ciego despues fumo
by Beefsauce October 28, 2017
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Citroen Berlingo

Literally 0-60mph in 16 second.
Jared ran over the grandma in his Citroen Berlingo.
by Gandhi’s flip flop April 22, 2019
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Citiot

A modern-day term for Village Idiot.
by Viking Guy May 16, 2007
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