mega choc shake

A Chocolate milk beverage that is soley produced by wendy's™ . Some argue that it can be drunk via a straw while others argue and say that it is eatened by a spoon, currently wendys™ supply both a spoon and a straw. Wendys officials say that the original concept for the mega choc shake™ is to be drank using a round plastic straw.

"Would you like some of my mega choc shake™ with the supplied straw?"

by Wendy's CEO June 11, 2006

choc-o-hawk

to squeeze a turd out vertically over a willing partner's head while getting a blowjob, in the form of a mohawk. usually administered in a 3-point stance.

I paid some prostitute to let me give her a choc-o-hawk at the truck stop last night.

by Turbo Mack December 19, 2008

mega choc shake

A Chocolate milk beverage that is soley produced by wendy's™ . Some argue that it can be drunk via a straw while others argue and say that it is eatened by a spoon, currently wendys™ supply both a spoon and a straw. Wendys officials say that the original concept for the mega choc shake™ is to be drank using a round plastic straw.

"Would you like some of my mega choc shake™ with the supplied straw?"

by Wendy's CEO June 11, 2006

Choc-ice dong

Will do in a pinch, but not what you're choosing from the ice cream van

He was alright, but he had a choc-ice dong.

Aww man, what a shame!

by Scarletspeedzter July 5, 2021

Choc-Caramel Balvarian

The act of a caramel goat sitting on the face of a black man who's tonuge proceeds to excite the goat causing an explosion of diarrhoea over his face. The resulting pile of dumpus on the black man resembles a choc caramel dessert.

Hey man, did you see black Craig today? I think he forgot to use his napkin after the Choc-Caramel Balvarian.

by Beastiallity October 5, 2011

Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie

When a man has anal sex with a woman and then ejaculates in a her vagina during her menstrual cycle.
The combination of fecal matter, semen and blood from the menstrual cycle creates the ultimate Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie.

Andrew: Hey, what's your favorite smoothie of all time?
Alex: I like strawberry smoothies. Whats yours?
Andrew: It would have to be the CHOC CHIP STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE

by Stretche July 17, 2016

choc special

to get someone naked in your bed then opening your big gob which ends in them promptly getting dressed and fucking off home without you getting nob wet

you idiot, the hardest part is getting her naked, you managed to open your big mouth and pull a choc special

by choccy crack rawlins August 25, 2009