Middle Child

The forgotten child that no one ever thinks about; The child in the middle of three; The invisible one that no one notices; The one that is never invited to anything because they are overlooked; The one that is actually the best one in the family, regardless of what they think; Thought to be peacemaker, but is just ignored by siblings

Child 1: But it's mine!

Middle Child: Guys stop fighting and just get along.

Child 3: No I found it so it's mine!

by orca_obsession December 22, 2018

childhood

Something that will be ruined if you're not vigilant on the internet.

When I was a kid, I loved Shrek.
Then I found 4chan, my childhood is ogre.

When I was a kid, I loved Sonic.
Then I found sexual furries.

When I was a kid, I loved Rugrats.
Then I found Creepypasta.

When I was a kid, I loved My Little Pony.
Then I found cloppers.

Don't worry, I'm sure these non-mematic shows of my childhood will remain safe from the world and....I spoke too soon, rule 34.

by udusers1 September 11, 2014

Childlant

A parent or parents who have lost a child or children due to a traumatic event. Example; Murder, fire, drowning, natural disasters

I am Guy Solano and created the word childlant. Those parents are childlant. The Smiths are childlant. That couple is childlant, She is childlant. He is childlant. They are childlant.

by GuysWord February 23, 2018

Pool-child Syndrome

Found in teenagers and adults who grew up with a swimming pool. Symptoms include always insisting on activities taking place at their home and rarely participating in activites taking place at someone elses home. (ex. movie nights, dinners, etc.) These people may be, at times, condescending, persuasive, and defensive when they have to venture outside of their own home.

These teenagers and adults are used to not leaving their own comfort zone because as a kid they did not have too. Friends and other kids always went to their house to swim because they had a pool. Now these people are jerks.

Mandy never comes over for movie night because she has pool-child syndrome

by S.K. Kaos March 18, 2011

Royal Man Child

Another name of Prince Andrew born of the queen of England is the Royal Man Child. Because of his privileged life is was unaware of right and wrong committed crimes in multiple countries he was dubbed the name Royal Man Child. The royal man child is brother to Prince Charles and The uncle of Prince William. Despite extensive travel and military service at an advanced age the Royal Man Child did not learn right from wrong.

The Royal Man Child is one of the members of the triad of trash a group including Jeffrey Epstein and G Maxwell. The Royal Man Child was put justice by Virginia Roberts Giuffre a survivor of his abuse.

by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine March 10, 2021

middle child

The child that is forget about and likes lots of privacy. The parents will let the older and youngest child do anything but not the middle child. The middle child will listen to the sad songs and has to clean up the other siblings mess. Gets left out of everything. The other two siblings usually team up on the middle child. The parents will tell the middle child they will get them something and then never get them it. The parents will spoil the other kids but never the middle child. The parents will compare the middle child with the oldest child.

Mom: who spilled this coke?

middle child: not me

Mom: i don’t care clean it up

by grace ha ha February 23, 2020

Badger's Child.

A "Badger's Child" is a word that describes a person from a low income or uncivilized family. Being described as a "Badger' is essentially comparing you to an animal that rolls in the dirt and lives underground. A "Badger's Child" is concordant with the phrases "Son of a Bitch." or "Son of a Whore". The offspring of a Badger (Badger's Child) is a person placed in a family effected by poverty or benighted with social conflict. Badger's Child is a non racial insult.

"Look it's Nick, I heard that he can not even afford School Lunch, he's such a Badger's Child.

by yunggras December 7, 2018