nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation

The sudden, unexplainable, transition of wood, metal, plastic, concrete into an explosive state.

Example: OH NOES!! MY DESK IS SUFFERING FROM NONLINEAR CATASTROPHIC STRUCTURAL EXASPERATION!!!

Example: OH NO!! My desk is suffering from nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation!!!

by Zacarias August 3, 2007

catastrophe

a word overly used by "scene kids".
usually appears in their myspace name.

"zomg, did you see my new myspace name! it's XxXCaseyCatastropheXxX! i'm so hxc now!"
"wow you suck cock."
"kthnxbai!"

by jozlynn January 19, 2008

catastrophuck

The result of a hell hole hitting a cataclysm

"Yeah, what's it called when a hell hole hits a cataclysm, a ah catastrophuck...i just coined that didn't i???" -Jon Stewart, Daily Show

by TheFarmer October 4, 2006

catastrophise

To describe an event in a horrific, gruesome, and tragic way.

I tend to catastrophise when explain my thoughts of the war on terrorism.

by Steve May 13, 2005

Catastrophe

Originated from the same exact french word, is preferably yelled out as a drunken calming down when faced to surprising circumstances.

Lucy: Motherfuck, our boarding house coordinator is here and we are dressed up like sluts and drunk and...

Natalya: C'EST PAS UNE GRANDE CATASTROPHE!

by lucyandzoeonelvoe August 10, 2010

Catastrophist

The person who sees the worst possible outcome in everything.

Being a catastrophist, Benji’s mother imagined her son falling through the glass table every time he tried to climb on It.

by Pumpkin123 May 10, 2018

freeball-catastrophe

A freeball-catastrophe is getting your pubes caught in your zipper.

My roomie, Matt, had a freeball-catastrophe - got his pubes caught in his zipper -- they had to cut them off!!

by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020