Mega Carrot

its a carrot, but its mega, FIRST BTW

Pervo The Great: hey lady would you like an alternative to your carrot?
lady: Yes.
Pervo the Great: well, take my Mega Carrot, am sure you're gonna like it, You can even eat it when you're finished!

by FrozenNipplesInAJar September 16, 2017

carrot rope

1. a little christian lie
2. marijuana?
3. a metaphor for anyones simple trick to escape boredom

"Its no ploy! Its no gimic!"

"Would you like to play 20 questions with me? Carrot Rope"

by andrewco October 6, 2005

Girls who eat carrots

A slang that’s been trending for so long it’s like Watermelon Sugar

Why the hell is girls who eat carrots still trending?

by Bambianca March 30, 2021

Carrots

Fans of One Direction who are typically under the age of 13 and still think that stupid, over used jokes are funny and use them on a daily basis. In public.

Carrot: I dont eat with spoons cause Liam doesnt!!!!!!1! VAS HAPPENIN! I eat carrots!!!11!
Me: Please shut up.

by WaddupMyBrotha August 10, 2012

i like girls who eat carrots

girls who like dick.

liam: “what does one direction look for in a girl.”
louis: “I like girls who eat carrots.”

by user666999420 April 26, 2021

Girls who eat carrots

“I like girls that eat carrots” -Louis Tomlinson

Meaning “I like girls who like blowjobs”

x x

Louis: I like girls who eat carrots...
Niall: 😂*WTF*
Liam: *you like girls????*
Zayn: *did you say girls??????*

Harry: 👁👄👁*girls?!?!?!?!*

by Letsbelonely September 14, 2020

Carrot

The annoying directioners. Normally between the ages of 8-12. A new directioner. A directioner who has just entered the fandom and feels as if they have to connect everyday words to one direction. Normal directioners will just ignore the use of the word "pussy" but carrots will automatically be like "ermahgerd hazza1!!1!!"

Girl 1: here's a spoon for your soup
Girl 2: oh my god Karen, you're so stupid, I can't use a spoon! Liam has a fear of spoons so I do to
Girl 1: stop being such a carrot

by tinaghevondian May 27, 2013