brodiguard

A brodiguard is a good friend who doubles as a grenade shield. Brodiguards typically move in large packs, loiter around fitness facilities and consume protein shakes and steroids exclusively. Brodiguards will fend off unsightly women to protect their bros at any cost; even if it could be detrimental to their own health and well-being. True brodiguards know a wide variety of efficient "bro-guarding" techniques that allow bros to escape the promiximity of unattrative women in a quick, efficient manner. The brosdiguard slogan is "Bros 4 Eva- Fugly hoes for Neva- Bretherens"

Dude, you're the best brodiguard ever... don't know how I wouldda have gotten rid of that toothless whale without you.

by Lewis2012 October 21, 2013

Broing Down

Chilling with some bros and just having a good time; usually before an event or occasion

Broing down tonight would be sick, since we leave for our vacation tomorrow.

by brockison September 5, 2017

Broing Clouds

When two douchebags try to outvape each other.

God, Tony-G is such a douche. Did you see him broing clouds in that guys face during the cloud competition?

by Pythous June 12, 2018

Broing my style

A term used when someone is bothering, pestering, or won't give you enough personal space. Can also be used when a person's bad vibes are influencing your poor performance.

Dude: Yo bro! Sick new pants eh! Woah! They feel so soft! I especially love the sequins around the crotch!
Bro: You're broing my style mate! You're broing my style!

by King of Fappers '94 December 9, 2010

brobdingnagian

A really big character in the book Gulliver's Travels. They are 60+ foot tall humans, and everything in their land is 10x bigger than things in the regular person world. It makes a guy jealous to think that these Brobdingnagians have 80 inch long penises, and boobs 60 inches across, etc.

Brobdingnagians are the only beings with bigger penises than I have.

by Spike-O February 13, 2004

Broping

When two bro's touch for to long and the situation becomes awkward or uncomfortable for the bro's involved. Also when two bro's engage in activities like excessive high fiving or chest bumping while another bro is present but not taking part in the actions.

"Bro we high fived pretty solid style but you gotta let me go after the smack or else everyone will think you are totally broping me"

"Bro will you to hit me with a high five? You're broping the shit out of each other here and leaving your old brosif chad out in the cold"

by Dylan Worsell February 23, 2008

Broing Out

The act of playing gamecube and drinking natty ice with the bros.

We're broing out! Yeah bro! Just drink this scotch.

by falcon183 January 17, 2008