A breakfast high in cholesterol, fat, and sodium; possessing the calories necessary to prepare for the gangsta activities of the day (shooting hoops, driving in the six fo with a gangsta lean, general playa behaviour, looking tough). For example, eggs, sausage and pancakes. (Chicken wings and malt liquor are for dinner.)
Sammy woke up around noon, threw on some bling, jumped in the six fo and headed to the local greasy spoon for a gangsta breakfast before heading to the park to shoot some hoops.
by cancerward February 24, 2008
Get the gangsta breakfastmug. by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020
Get the Quaker breakfastmug. The state that a woman is put into after being fucked so hard and relentlessly that it eradicates all rational brain activity and triggers ahegao face, along with a life-lasting, permanent sex fixation.
"Did you do anything with Kelly last night?"
"Hell yeah brother! I gave that bitch breakfast brain."
"Hell yeah brother! I gave that bitch breakfast brain."
by hal priest February 1, 2021
Get the breakfast brainmug. possibly the best movie ever. I personally loved it. It was big in the 80s. The Brat Pack stars in it. Really good.
by iLUVu December 5, 2004
Get the the breakfast clubmug. A Bojangle's biscuit and a Pepsi, preferably consumed between the hours of 6:00-8:00 a.m. The staple diet of white trash southerners.
Redneck #1 You need to get you a Confederate Breakfast!
Redneck #2 I done did! Just finished my Pepsi and it ain't even 7:00 a.m. yet!
Redneck #2 I done did! Just finished my Pepsi and it ain't even 7:00 a.m. yet!
by Saint Charles Tavern November 15, 2011
Get the Confederate Breakfastmug. The morning after a sleepover or party when you and your friends have a really deep conversation and the next morning is so awkward because the only thing you can say is "So, do you want pancakes for breakfast or something?"
*LATE NIGHT
Kelly: I honestly wonder sometimes whether or not ill ever find somebody...
Marie: Everybody loves you, just embrace life and you will be sure to find your way
*MORNING
Marie: So... um... i have poptarts
Kelly: Well this is an Awkward Breakfast
Kelly: I honestly wonder sometimes whether or not ill ever find somebody...
Marie: Everybody loves you, just embrace life and you will be sure to find your way
*MORNING
Marie: So... um... i have poptarts
Kelly: Well this is an Awkward Breakfast
by iliketopartyswagasaurusrex June 1, 2011
Get the Awkward Breakfastmug. The morning after a party where everyone was shitshowed the evening before... you and your friends drag yourselves off various floors, couches, and beds, and after you all have those "I shouldn't have smoked that because now I'm drunk again" cigarettes, you all head to that little restaurant that's only a blessed five minutes away. Really, none of you are capable of traveling any farther than that anyways. While most of you sit with your heads in your hands, one of you is too hungover to eat, another thinks it's a good idea to eat a cheeseburger and mashed potatoes at 10:30 in the morning, and the waitress (the same one you see EVERY Sunday) has realized by this point that she might as well just leave pitchers of water on the table rather than having to keep coming back to perform refills for your incoherent asses (clearly, she has seen your group for the last 100+ Sundays!). Inevitably, the conversation at the table doesn't really make much sense but is completely hilarious, and after you've left and it's much later in the day, the whole ordeal seems like it happened yesterday, rather than just this morning.
Dude! That hungover breakfast of a cheeseburger and mashed potatoes totally put me back in the game!
by Karoliana December 20, 2008
Get the hungover breakfastmug.