The Seven Classic Blunders

Seven classic blunders that may befall a mortal soul if they are not careful. The list varies by region but all corners of the earth have seven classic blunders.

"hah! You have fallen for one of the seven classic blunders!"

by The Goblin of The Nort July 14, 2021

blunder

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner combined into one meal

I missed my Breakfast and Lunch , so im just gonna have blunder today.

by Faeri_nat April 19, 2024

Bobcat Boner Blunder

This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.

1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night

2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it

by Soggy sack December 18, 2017

Blunderful

The opposite of wonderful

"Hey Rich how was your day today"
"Well, I just found out Bob Ross is dead so pretty blunderful"

by MrsDevito May 12, 2021

One-hit Blunder

When an artist is recognized for only one song, and that song failed in the sense that it's only enjoyed ironically or as a torture device

Rick Astley, Smash Mouth, and Darude could each be considered a one-hit blunder

by FresnoNightcrawler June 25, 2019

a blunder of interns

A group of more than 2 interns is referred to (often by managers) as a blunder of interns, because of their enormous propensity for incomparable failure.

We were ahead of schedule and under budget until summer break started and a blunder of interns showed up.

by TwinInDisguise April 17, 2019

boxer blunder

What happens when a guy puts on his boxer shorts backwards. The error is compounded when he fails to notice the error until he unzips his pants to piss after waiting until the very last minute to go, usually resulting in an embarrassing "accident ".

Todd: Why are you holding your backpack over your crotch?
Bill: I pissed my pants, man!
Todd: WTF!
Bill: Boxer Blunder dude.

by OneStarGator September 20, 2017