blanket confusion

The confusion one feels when trying to figure out whether to keep his/her blankets on or off. Typically experienced in the winter and summer seasons.

Joe: Last night sucked man. Blanket confusion kept me up for so long...
Matt: Sucks to suck!

by gtg01 March 25, 2012

blanket buddies

Someone who you want to cuddle in a blanket with.

Bob: Hey girl, do you want to be blanket buddies?
Stacy: Hell nah bitch, I don't wanna cuddle with yo ugly ass.

by shexibeast420blaze$ December 8, 2016

Blanket Lifter

A 'Blanket Lifter', is the term given to the fiercely powerful fart in bed that has the power to raise aloft the bed sheets much to the disdain of the partner laying akin.

What the fuck did you do that for?? You scared me AND the dog (Which shot clean off the bed and into the hall yelping!!!) Next time you need a blanket lifter go to the fucking toilet you dirty bastard, you nearly had my eye out!

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

BlakeYolo

A type of guy who photoshops his face so that way he can hide his insecurity and lack of confidence issues.

Girl 1: That guy is hot, who is he?

Girl 2: That's a BlakeYolo.

by YogeshMeena December 29, 2021

booze blanket

The warm feeling one has despite weather conditions while being intoxicated. This allows one to able to forget their hoodie, go topless to a freezing cold sporting event, freely go streaking, and other desirable acts that involve little clothing.

Bro-Smo: Dude it is balls cold out here, why do you have a t-shirt on?

Mike: Man I got my booze blanket on, im about to take this frickin' shirt off.

Bro-Smo: Didn't think about it, post up while I get some beer for my booze blanket.

by Mr.Party April 22, 2010

Veiny Blanket

The act of stretching out your scrotum and covering someones face with it.

He was sleeping like an angel, until his roommate brought a veiny blanket down on his face.

by air vanilla November 19, 2010

Patrick Blankenship

A fun loving annoying guy that has a really big ego and his name means lil fish. Kows how to work in bed and cooks great. Has no money but treats the girl well. Will make other guys want him and girls fall at his feet. cant dance at all but will wiggle to im sexy and i know it!! Has the most amazingg green eyes that see in to your soul. all in all an incredible guy.

guy 1- did u see patrick Blankenship wiggle!
guy 2- yes man i cant beat patrick at wiggling
guy 1- he does turn me on.....
guy 2- damn it!

by sweet-oreoz15 March 25, 2012