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Dirty Bernard McGuinness

The sexual act of smearing oneself in chicken fat and then ejaculating into a ballot box while shouting ‘Fine Gael for Sam’
Did you hear about Bernard McGuinness? He pulled a Dirty Bernard McGuinness in the last election. Those poor bastards counting the votes got their hands all sticky
by CleanCutBarley April 24, 2020
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bouncing the bearded clam

Boyfriend: "Hey, what did you do today?"
Girlfriend: "I got tired of waiting for you to come home, so I started bouncing the bearded clam when you called."
Boyfriend: "Damn!"
by Mel09 May 17, 2006
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Bernard

A man who is really brave like a bear. Who looks good like a lion. Who minds his own business.
OMG!! He is such a BERNARD!!
by All girls want is me December 27, 2016
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camp bernadette

the best camp on earth. if you don’t go there then i feel bad for you. literally the best people in the world are there. its the best place in the world.
by urfavgurl February 2, 2019
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bearded taco

A hairy cooch. Fun to eat regardless, and term derives from the taco shape. Also spawned the term taco sauce.

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That Mexican place sure had a lot of bearded tacos!
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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bearded clam

Her camel toe looked like a bearded clam
by Louis June 18, 2003
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Bearded Bitch

When a man has a va-jay-jay. Or is just so camp he may as well play for the other team, often has to be careful what photos go on facebook, however under the influence has no control over his sexual desires and pounces on his male friends in various forms of disguise and clever drunken tactics.

Such as 'play fighting', 'play wrestling', 'gay chicken', 'football tackles', 'pile ons'

Dude is desperate for man on man contact and can often be seen with a pink drink and of course a beard to try and pull back a bit of macho man madness. May have an token interest in some sort of 'man' sport, quite often straight much to the surprise of everyone else.
‎*Blonde woman plays piñata with a bearded bitch*

Alex Buckenham

Bruce Forsyth
by AbzzMaxx June 21, 2011
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