bert mccracken

He brings such passion and fire to the stage, you can feel it in your body when he screams....Just Amazing

by Matt October 14, 2003

Bertch

1. (n) A master of Musical Instruments.

N. person 1 -" Did you see that violin player in that band?"
person 2. -"Yeah he is awesome!" "You can tell he is a Bertch."

by The lone Phoenix February 4, 2010

doughnut bert

The popular fantasy, pairing the flamboyant rock star, Adam Lambert,(and his glambulge) with a doughnut. First mentioned in a Fan Fic, there is no doubt anyone who claims to be a devoted Glambert knows about this pairing.

boy: "I bought doughnuts at the store yesterday"

Glambert: "omg! doughnut bert!"

by youreaglambert October 20, 2010

Sloppy Beartrap

(n) A not-so-pleasent sub-genre of head in which the one who is giving head is excessively sloppy and has rather sharp teeth like a beartrap.

Guy 1: I hear Rachel gave you some head, is this true?

Guy 2: I would hardly consider it head. It was def a sloppy beartrap.

by D Parently April 6, 2010

berta

Slang for the Canadian province of Alberta.

You'll commonly find tradesmen, rig pigs, and people from Northern Alberta using this term unintentionally as it is part of their dialect. It isn't unheard of to hear it as far south as Calgary or Lethbridge.

It is commonly followed up with "boys", even when speaking to women or just one man.

"See that snow? It's starting to feel like berta, boys"

"How come darts are so expensive out here?"
"You're in fuckin' berta, boys"

by kadoodles January 27, 2017

bert mccracken

the hottest man alive.. very good artist and very fuckin fine
poetic

whoa.. she was hott.. hott like bert!

by sumone... July 13, 2004

Beotch

Another word for bitch. Can be used to call a friend.

1. You f**kin beotch. (insult)

2. What up beotch. (friends)

by NUKKA1 September 26, 2003