Bedside Baptist

Also known as Pillow Presbyterian, this church is one that you attend in your dreams. Members of Bedside Baptist may be labeled as heathens by members of other denominations.

Crap, dude, I overslept this morning so I ended up going to Bedside Baptist.

by krazyness April 22, 2009

To erik one's bedross

To shit one's pants

To erik one's bedross: "I watched a scary movie last night. Almost erik'd my bedross."

by Tinytrip May 29, 2010

Bedshaped

After being hospitalized for a long while. Your body begins to take the shape of the bed, thus bedshaped.

Phil: how's julie doing?

Ron: she's doing better, still a bit bedshaped though.

by Cinderella9 June 29, 2009

Bedophilia

a love for being in bed, lying in bed, staying in bed... a love for all things about being in bed.

I am a bedophiliac.

I was overcome by a wave of bedophilia this morning.

I am a bedophile.

by white lupine wave February 4, 2015

bedonkedonk

Ghetto slang word for a woman's ass when it is unbelievably big while she has a slim fit body.

Dayum look at that bedonkedonk. I could climb in and get lost for weeks in that ass.

by Anti fandom freedom fighter. September 6, 2016

bedood

A Bedood is a person who enjoys eating donuts so much to the point it could be considered a hobby. Bedoods tend to be the type of people whom participate in competitions for foods. These competitions are solely based on donut type foods.

Did you about hear the new world record set by a bedood.

Could you imagine eating as much as a bedood.

by SoulCrossSkelly January 1, 2021

Funk Beds

When you push two twin sized beds (lofted if you’re feeling dangerous) together to form one giant bed.

Damn Steve, we’ve got hella people coming to this party, we should make funk beds just in case an orgy breaks out.

by schino20 May 31, 2018