Baltimore

Baltimore is the biggest city in Md. It's a place where everybody knows everybody. The only place where the weather can be 100 degrees & 100% humidity lol.

Only 3 other places come close: Detroit goes hard, Philly is our brothers and Jersey is just real with it.

“Danger Zones”: East, South, West, North and Central Baltimore. That’s the order of danger based on my life’s experiences.

Home of:
-Johns Hopkins Hospital
-“The Wire”, “The Corner” & “Homicide: Life on the Street”
-“Roc”
-“HairSpray”
-Chicken box and Half & Half
-Baltimore Club Music
-BGE (the nations first Gas utility company)
-Baltimore Ravens, Orioles and Blast

Famous Baltimoreans:
-Jada Pinkett-Smith (born and raised)
-Carmello Anthony (raised, not born)
-Dru Hill (born and raised)
-Bucky Lasek (born and raised in Dundalk)
-Charles S. Dutton (born and raised)
-Mo’Nique (born and raised in Woodlawn)
-Montel Williams (born and raised)
-Mario (born and raised)
-Anna Faris (born, not raised)
-John Waters (born, not raised)
-DMX (born, not raised)
-Oprah Winfrey (spent time here in her 20’s)
-Tupac Shakur (spent his teen years here)
-Thurgood Marshall (born and raised)
-Kevin Clash who plays Elmo (born and raised in Turner Station)
-Babe Ruth (born and raised)
-Juan Dixon (born and raised)
-Cal Ripkin Jr., Edgar Allan Poe, Billie Holliday, Ben Carson, Harriet Tubman, Frederick Douglass and Francis Scott Key have all spent time in Baltimore.

Baltimore=resilience. To make it out of Baltimore is something to brag about. Even people from the projects make it everyday from NY and LA because they are already set up from birth to succeed. Baltimoreans have to truly fight to make it and that's what makes us so resilient.

by Boopsta June 11, 2011

baltimore broiler

The act of dropping a deuce on a broiling pan and placing in a oven preheated to 400 degrees. Purposes are to stink out any unwanted guests.

My friend Matt brought a real skeezer home, in order to get her out before she could infect my toilet seat with crabs my roomates and I created a splendid baltimore broiler so stink her out.

by Circle of Willis August 26, 2006

Baltimore Blue Crab

An act where a woman places her legs behind her head, and you then place her in a full-nelson and fuck her in the ass.

I gave my wife a Baltimore Blue Crab, a month ago, she couldn't walk for a week!

by Vicdamonius September 9, 2011

Baltimore Handshake

1) handjob; 3rd base(m).

Steve: "Did you sleep with Sheila after the concert last night?"

Carl: "No, but she did give me a Balitmore Handshake."

Steve: "Nice."

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

Baltimore Whitefish

A condom floating in the Harbour.... along with all the other shit in there. If you look really hard through the grease rainbows, you might see one in its natural habitat.

"Hey look, hoawn, there's a Bawlmer Whitefish in the wooter..."
"Fuck that, let's get back to Blair so we can hit Haver tonight."

by City Forever. December 30, 2004

Balamoried

The state of being extremely drunk, to the point where you are extremely vulnerable and have to completely rely on your friends to look after you.

Derived from the amazing Scottish kids TV show where all the actors are constantly 'oan wan'

to be 'balamoried'.

I am balamoried
you are balamoried
he/she/it is balamoried
We are balamoried
They are balamoried

Alternative words/phrases: mwi, drunk, steaming, pished, fucked, ruined, wrecked, shit faced, oot yer tree etc.

WITS EH STOREHHHH?

'Mind that time we shat in case we never got into the Barras because we were all balamoried oot our skulls?'

'I was absolutely balamoried at the weekend and I'm still hangin, never again man'

'Fuck drinking responsibly, we're getting balamoried'

by reallifequeen October 29, 2014

Baltimore Deep Counter

When you lick a hobo’s ass in front of a mirror.

Susie: I’m feeling pretty dirty today.

Chris: Why?
Susie: I gave a Baltimore Deep Counter at a gas station last night.

Chris: Charity work again, huh?

by Susie_Qsie March 1, 2019