backwards texas turtle

When you put the erected penis through the legs so it's sticking out the back. Then you proceed to putting the penis into an asshole ( The asshole must be gaping) and start fucking it like there is no tomorrow.

Dude last night was so great, I gave Jessica a backwards Texas turtle!

by ResentedMoose January 2, 2017

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Backwards Longjump

A glitch popularly used in speedruns of super mario 64 by long jumping backwards and spaming the A button gaining negitive speed bypassing the speed barrier since it doesnt register negitive speed thus allowing clipping and cool TASes

Bowser: This staircase is infin-
Mario:YAHOO YAHOO YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYA *Backwards Longjumps to the top of the "infinite" staircase*
Bower:Shit

by Scottscrab May 8, 2019

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Backyard Coal Mining

An act when a person digs into another person's rectum and picks out clumps of fecal matter.

Trent went backyard coal mining with Jimmy an hour ago, I haven't seen them since.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

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Backyard burgers

A damn good fast food that SHOULdVE NEVER been shut down, atleast over here in the states part of the states

BACKYARD BURGERS WAS THE BEST

from the perfect fries shape to the burgers, backyard burgers was CHILDHOOD GOALS

backyard burgers > raisin canes and any other fast food bs nowadays

by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022

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San Benito backyard bare down

When the use of a pot is necessary to take a shit at work.

While steve was taking an hour long shower, brad had an El Greazy shit brewing. Not able to take it any longer he took the biggest pot he could find and sat down in the backyard. Steve went out to find brad and heard him yelling San benito backyard bare down!

by Titrsbco June 13, 2011

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buried in my backyard

1. When one is dead and buried in the backyard of my property.

2. When a man or large animal thrusts its TPJC (throbbing-pulsating-juicy-cock) DEEP in the wondrous, glorious, beautiful rectum of a man.

Boy #1 reads article, "Kid kills friend and burns body", said kid tells boy #2 next to him, this is like the sixth sense, you're dead and buried in my backyard but a ghost right now.

Boy#2: "Is that symbolic of what we did last night?"
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I want to bury you in my backyard so bad right now

by Backyard boy October 31, 2011

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