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Avoider

A person who does everything within their power to avoid taking accountability for their life and decisions. They'll expect their lives to improve magically through no effort of their own, have an acute and outspoken sense of toxic entitlement, and blame circumstances out of their control, society, or mental health, for their bad fortune while actively avoiding all actions that would lead them to betterment. The typical avoider will live with someone vulnerable to their alleged plight and leech off them, creating a manipulative, abusive and/or at least parasitic relationship that loops each time a solution is suggested.

Avoiders become aggressive when advice is given to them, no matter how convenient or simple, as anyone with a differing view or options is painted as not trying to understand them but causing more stress instead. This is done as a shield, and often recalled for the express purpose of acting out a guilt trip. As they often have no real income they may be found begging and manipulating their friends for money, then bragging about how well they're doing, until the funds run out. Avoiders are unwilling to change and should, in turn, be avoided themselves.
Avoider: "I'm so depressed. Nothing is working out for me."
Friend: "We had a 6 hour talk with a recruiter willing to set you u-"
Avoider: "Wow I can't believe I'm in such a state and all you can think about is work. Whatever. Bye.."
by Shishitron1000 March 11, 2023
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Avoidant

Gemini chic that will finna play you like a vinyl record
- You know who is really avoidant?
- Samantha.
by anon2754 March 20, 2023
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Avoidance-wars

Avoidance-wars (noun): The phenomenon occurring when two or more individuals engage in a mutual attempt to evade eye contact while traversing shared spaces, resulting in a situation akin to a standoff where neither party successfully averts the gaze, leading to a temporary stalemate in their paths.
Those two drivers are haveing Avoidance-wars neither driver wants to make eye contact while parking
by ObliberTheGreat January 3, 2024
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avoidance

Jazmein "dimples" B3dollar
Jazmein is the definition of avoidance.
by Goofy009 January 13, 2023
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Salad Avoider

Someone who is so morbidly obese with no intent of changing, that they do everything in their power to avoid losing weight, including eating salads.
Person 1: Hey, do you see that Salad Avoider over there?
Person 2: Yeah, he has more chins than Chinatown.
by JambiTheDiddler July 2, 2022
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pathological avoidance

A politically correct (woke) way to describe a lazy, workshy cunt.
Boss - "Hey Bert since I pay you a rather nice salary can you help out to move these really light boxes over there?"

Highest payed employee "No Ernie! That's not my job!" Bert then vanishes for the rest of the day hiding in dark corners waiting to go home early as they "worked" their lunch break.
Another employee rolls their eyes as they say to the boss - "Bert's one of those pathological avoidance persons"
by Bollock tucker September 2, 2022
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Organizing Avoider

One who uses organizational tasks as an excuse for not hanging out with in-laws and friends.
Is your wife coming to the beach for Labor Day? No. She just came back from container store, so she’ll be working on arranging and sorting every item in our house this weekend. She’s an organizing avoider.
by Aceholes Live! September 2, 2022
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