asterisked

Fame or achievement tarnished by either facts (steriods in Barry Bond's case) or sour grapes.

Barry Bond's record is asterisked thanks to his romance with Balco performance-enhancing products.

Don Shula wants the Pat's 19-0 season asterisked becuz they filmed the NY Jets defensive signals at the start of the 2007 season. Like no team has ever done something like that before, lol.

by MrSteve December 1, 2007

Asteristic

A statistic which requires further explanation or qualification, making it somewhat less valid

He had hist more home runs than any other baseball player in history, but this was just another asteristic because he also had more hits of anabolic steriods than any other baseball player in history.

by steve garvey August 17, 2008

asterik

A justice server in the world of sports. Pretty much the greatest way to humiliate cheaters and thieves who have attempted to break records for nothing much in return.

Clear examples of the asterik:
16-0*
Barry Bonds 756 home run ball*
Marion Jones at the Sydney 2000 Olympics* (dq)

by Smart American Male June 3, 2008

Asterisk

A ‘roidhead who is stupid enough to think he needs fake muscles to be good at sports.

That kid was such an asterisk I don’t even think he knew what he was doing to himself.

by tinyvictories October 23, 2008

asteriks

The thing that pisses all gamers off when they get extremely frusterated and start spamming the most vile and horrid combinations of words ever and never are able to express themselves clearly because of these annoying little stars that substitute for the word

Corey: I JUST OWNED YOU SOO HARD NOOB!

Joey: WHAT!?!?! YOU ** **** ******** ******

Corey: Wtf?

Joey: **** asteriks...

by Corios March 30, 2009

class a asteriods

music of the highest quality/degree

have you heard of class a asteriods? they're a killer band. too bad the lead singer is an ASSHOLE.

by mockingjay April 14, 2010

asterisk

asterisk is open source PBX software designed for the Linux operating system.

asterisk eliminates the need of buying hundreds or even thousands of dollars worth of dedicated PBX hardware.

Aside from Linux, asterisk also runs on various other operating systems, including: BSD, OS X, and now the Windows operating system using "AstWind" package.

Admin: We need a PBX for our organization, but we're kinda low on cash to buy expensive PBX hardware...

Assistant: No problem! Use asterisk, the open source Linux PBX.

Admin: I feel so stupid...

by Qbert February 2, 2005