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Davenport Assumption High School

A preppy, rich kid, private catholic school, full of over-privileged white kids. They recruit athletes from other schools around the region to help their athletic programs. Known as ASS high.
ASS high makes a living stealing promising athletes from other area high schools, then claims it's legal because they are a private school. Davenport Assumption High School.
by Mikey8843 November 11, 2011
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assume

verb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.
Ted assumed blondes are more fun than brunettes.

Bill: "Ted, so how did your date go with that hot blonde?"
Ted: "Dude, she was such a dud and boring as hell. I think I will go back to my brunette girl who's way more exciting."
by Mak&T September 5, 2008
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Assume

to make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't
When you assume, you are making an ASS out of U or ME!
by Alice Green March 21, 2010
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Assumptious

Katie thinks whenever she sees a guy stumbling around he must be drunk. She's very assumptious.
by Arrrbee August 20, 2006
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Assume the position

assume the position: To tell someone to get down on all fours (hands and knees) preferably when they are naked. The person who is being told assumes they will be receiving something soon.
For example if I want to do my girlfriend doggie style I will tell her to assume the position.
by Old mr Fickelsworth gots game January 29, 2010
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assumption school

A feminist school in Morristown New Jersey. Works you well but is very inside the box. Incredibly racist and unfunny students. I swear half of the school vapes. People are fake and half the teachers which are all female are lesbian with another teacher. I went here for 8 years and it is either a really good experience or it isn’t.
by Yes_No February 16, 2018
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ASSUME

When you ASSUME means that you make an ass out of you and me.
If you see an over weight woman, the last thing you should do is ASSUME that she is pregnant.
by One who ASSUMEs to much November 19, 2013
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