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apolojizzing

Mary and John were apolojizzing last night after their fight.
by youdon'tknowme..reallyyoudon't November 27, 2010
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Apolojizzing

Apologizing with as much force, intensity, and excitement as jizzing would.
A: DUDE, I'M SO SORRY!!!

B: Dude, stop apolojizzing on me.
by Spitfyre32x April 5, 2011
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Apolojizzism

An apology given in the form of sex. The best of all the apologies. Otherwise known as make up sex.
When two people get in an argument and decide that "getting it on" would be a much better way of "working it out" than to actually talk. i.e. "I was really pissed at them but their nails raking down my back during make up sex made everything better. . .for awhile.It was an apolojizzism."
by kinkythingsyououghttoknow October 4, 2011
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Apolojizzing

Another word for 'make up sex'
I spent a good hour apolojizzing to my girlfriend last night!
by Chazwarn August 30, 2011
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apolojiz

" I know that last one was terrible, but now I think I need to apolojiz."
by QuarterLumpet May 28, 2014
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Apolojizm

The ejaculate spewed from the mouths of anyone who tries to justify inexcusable actions
Ralph Reed: “Republicans have decided that even if one believes he made mistakes after the November election and on Jan. 6, the policies Trump championed and victories he won from judges to regulatory rollback to life to tax cuts were too great to allow the party to leave him on the battlefield.”

Sane American: "Did you read that apolojizm that Ralph Reed shot from his mouth hole?"
by nunuhya January 27, 2021
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apolojingoist

noun; Combination of apologist and jingoist. Someone who acts as an official propogandist for a nationalistic, war-like regime.
Tony Snow has just been appointed press secretary by the Bush administration; this is a perfect position for an apolojingoist like him.
by Jim Jovanon July 30, 2008
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