Zeus wheel

The Best pussy or a pussy you remember forever.
Goddess like pussy.

I remember her Zeus wheel… it was the best pussy I ever had.

by Hummerlady September 17, 2023

Erik Zeikus

That one European kid that likes playing tennis and masturbating 3+ times a day.

“Is that Erik Zeikus?”
“The tennis kid that masturbates 3+ times a day? Yup.”

by evandagoon April 4, 2020

The Fist Of Zeus

A sexual postion where the woman is on her back with her knees bent toward her body and the man thrusting downward while on his feet as delivering the lightning and power of Zeus himself

My boyfriend and I did the Fist of Zeus last night.....he took me all the way to Mt. Olympus and back. Where did you go?

by lil_shakeandbake June 1, 2011

zeus

The divine name of the leader of the ancient '''Greek''' pantheon; '''Not''' preserved by Roman Catholicism in the "Latin-derived bastardizations" of the Hebrew name Yeshua, and not adopted at all by Christianity.

The Hispanic pronunciation of Jesus is "hay-soos", because that is exactly how it looks to someone who speaks spanish.

Jesus in English is pronounced phonetically as well, which is why we say "jee-zuss", and any idiot who thinks the French ''je'' is pronounced "jee" needs to go back to high school.

In Greece they spell Zeus, ''Dias''

by Knighshade July 10, 2004

Zeus Meat

A common reference to one's own penis, especially in an effort to glorify an otherwise unremarkable, pencil shaped stub of tube steak.

I guess the party ran out of cocktail weiners because she couldn't wait to get her hands on my Zeus Meat.

by SectionAte March 11, 2009

Zeus

The god of the skies. In ancient times he ruled with an iron fist, and always argued with posiedon and hades. Today he still does pretty much the same thing except for the "iron fist"
Part he likes to read the newspaper in the lobby of the empire state building. He wears a suit and has stubble instead of his big beard like in ancient times. He owns a black BMW sedan 2012 and lives in upper new york in a large mansion.

Zeus is a greek god.

by Kevinmckevinface October 18, 2011

Zeus

The biggest womanizer/rapist of greek mythology.

Zeus, "King" of the Greek gods, was a pedophile. Not only that, he was the biggest fucking rapist and womanizer in greek history. I don't see how anyone could still worship this fucking monster, even back then.

by HumanityIsTerrible May 11, 2019